(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[Asked Madden]

Raylan Crowder has been busy since winning his first championship with the San Jose Sabercats. His wife gave birth later on in the year and he has had to adapt to living the dad life. The sleepless nights have caught up to him this season and his stats have taken a serious hit. He still regularly complains in the group chat he shares with fellow birddog alumni and players.
He came back from training following his best performance of the year and found a package on his doorstep. Wrapped up in custom Finn and Murphy wrapping paper was a medium sized box. This could only be from a number of people.
Opening the card Crowder read aloud "Dear Raylan, shut the fuck up about your lack of sleep and have a merry Christmas. Lots of love @zaynzk @ReverendOReily@r0tzbua@Kyle@Kyamprac@enigmatic@gucci @ZootTX @Amidships @yonggarius& @OrbitingDeath (and all the newer birddogs) 

Crowder had a good laugh to himself and opened up the package. Inside he found a white noise machine labeled "for the baby", a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones labelled "for your wife to drown out your excessive whining" and a top of the range laptop labelled "for you, so you stop doing everything on that bloody phone".

But seriously - thanks guys for keeping me company on those long nights of tending to a screaming baby. Hope you all have a fantastic holiday (except you @Gumbaman I blame you for a full night of sleeplessness)!