(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[ReverendOReily]

This holiday season, I got together with some of the other members of the Dallas Birddogs war room to get @r0tzbua a nice gift. It all started with the brainstorming process - we had a few really good ideas being kicked around in terms of what kind of gift we should get him, but none of them felt perfect, and for someone as lovely as r0tz, the gift needed to be perfect. We were starting to feel a tad stumped, but suddenly hope was renewed when @Asked Madden suggested we recreate r0tz's favorite piece of artwork and present it to him as a gift. It all started with a turkey - Madden went to the grocery store and found the biggest turkey he could, and decided the best way to ship the turkey from one continent to the other was via a cardboard box, a cargo ship, and lots of dry ice. When the turkey finally arrived on my doorstep, the game was on - we had to give this turkey functional arms and legs, a face, a long sleeved crop top, and a pair of stylin' shoes, all in less than 24 hours! This was clearly no easy task, and to make matters even more difficult, we had to figure out a way to make it come to life and walk around. This actually ended up being the easy part: as it turns out, if you stuff a bunch of AA batteries into a turkey and then hit it with a defibrillator, it'll come to life for a few hours! Once we had our turkey situation all figured out, all of us packed into the RV that someone left on the side of my house and we were off to hand deliver r0tz's Christmas present to him. R0tz loved his gift, plus we all got to tell Finn he was a good boy - this was the most successful Birddog holiday party yet.