Golladay initially thought his mystery gift was some late arrival Christmas gift, which were likely true to an extent. Upon discovering that another player had sent it, he was quite surprised. Getting a gift from a league friends wasn't entirely surprising. After all, he'd gotten already gotten a Hottest Simulation Football League promotional letter from his favorite recently retired geometric shape and a Buffalo Ramblers championship trophy from the two GMs that that prospect bowl team had produced, among other gifts. But all of those had made it clear who they'd come from. This time, all he found inside was an alarm clock. Frankly, that didn't narrow things down at all. Maybe it was his updater Frost, sick of all the mistakes, trying to get him to update before he was tired late at night. Maybe it was his from his ISFL GMs, Crunk and Z-Whiz, trying to get him to actually remember to earn TPE and update on time. Maybe it was his GM bosses in Tijuana trying to get him to remember to do things like scouting and sim testing before the last minute. Maybe it was even someone form a past fantasy group trying to remind him to make his picks on time. The possibiliities were endless.

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