It seems like I got a package. A holiday gift from someone. Someone remembered me! I mean who wouldn't? We are the only meaningful football players in Berlin, everyone loves us. But that seems to be from someone in the league. There are so many things in here. Let's see the first one. It looks like a football. At least the shape resembles a football. It IS a football. But something is written on it. "You wouldn't have dropped it if you had a better pair of gloves". It was the touchdown pass ball I dropped in the Chicago game, last week. The Butchers wanted to throw some shade, perhaps still salty we beat them in Chicago. I'd take it if we had lost the game, but I dropped a touchdown pass, with 2:45 left on the game, with us up by 8 at that point. But whatever makes them feel better. I would react the same after a loss. There is also a brand new pair of gloves in here. I guess they really do care about me. Or they are trying to tamper me to join their team in free agency (In case you didn't understand, this is a joke, I haven't been tampered, it seems that nobody likes me enough to tamper me). Anyway, there is also tickets to a home Chicago playoff game. I guess delusion is a trait in Chicago... It is what it is. Happy Holidays!
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