(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[Cody]

Ding dong. I hear the doorbell ring. Ding dong. I quickly run down the stairs. I had been expecting a shipment of protein shakes as I had just about run out. I open the door and there is no delivery driver. Just a large red package, with a tag that read “To Gary, you DESERVE this!” There was no from written on the tag. Perhaps I had a secret admirer! I proceeded to grab the very large ribbon but just before I yanked on it. I hesitated… I had recently heard of some of my fellow ISFL players receiving prank gifts. A confetti bomb… a goat dressed as a tank… season tickets to the Hahalua.

I took some time to and finally decided I better open the gift. I mean really, how bad could it be? It was Christmas after all. I opened the package and out poured package after package of Almond Joys. I instantly gritted my teeth. How dare Ernest Lover do this to me? Almond Joys are a bane in the candy universe but as I moved my eyes from the ground full of Almond Joys, I noticed a large glass jar in the center of the package. The glass jar was filled to the brim with one of the worst things imaginable… candy corn. It was a tag team effort with Peter Patterson. 

They knew I would never eat this candy in a million years, but I know someone who might. I called up my good buddy Doy Fieri and gave him the jar of candy corn and I donated the Almondy Joys to the local homeless shelter as a holiday treat for those less fortunate.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!