(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[Jo3fish5]

Joseph Petrongolo wakes up Christmas morning in his Berlin home, and turns on the tv. It’s still early, and there’s nothing much really on, and he is tired. He begins to fall asleep on his warm and cozy and very expensive couch, which also happens to be very big for him since he’s a frog, but it’s whatever. Anyway, he was falling asleep when suddenly a rock came crashing through his window. Or at least, he thought it was a rock. When he gathered the courage to come out from under his couch and investigate, he realized it was a gift. On it, it said “Merry Christmas pog”. It was from his good friend, Albert Ruschmann. It also wasn’t a rock. When Joe opened the gift, he found that it was a nice little white personal pizza. Joe didn’t know why Albert would get him such a thing. It’s a well known fact he doesn’t like pizza. But then he had an idea. Instead of throwing it away and reading him one star on Yelp, he bought some sausage making equipment and made a sausage out of it. The common man may find this weird or disgusting, but everyone knows sausages are hip and cool. Petrongolo made a sausage out of his friends gift, and tried it. He didn’t like it though because it still tasted like pizza.