(S26) - PT 4 - It could be a bowling alley!

[Rusfan]

Just a few weeks ago, former Philly player at WR and GM Randy "Soup" Vuxta left in free agency to join his long-ish time friend and colleague Joel "Rusfan" Drake in Colorado, and swapped to CB in the process as to join Drake in the secondary. Ever since he joined Colorado Drake and Vuxta have been planning to get together every year on Christmas with their families. This being the first year and Vuxta being the "new guy", Drake was to play host. Just one week before Christmas he and Vuxta had a secret gift exchange as to commemorate the occasion. Drake sent Vuxta a "How to cover for dummies" as a gag gift and in return Vuxta mailed Drake a stolen baby and called in a tip to the local police force. Drake was sent to prison for a few weeks as the courts decided his case and after a long deliberation Drake was declared innocent on all charges of kidnapping, torture, and cannabalism. A statement released by the Colorado Yeti PR team, which Drake heads, reads "We stand by Drake in this difficult time and though he appears to have committed some wrongdoing, we think he is far too handsome to spend any time in jail or to be released."