12) It seems likely the league will undergo expansion again one day soon. What would you like to see in a new expansion team? What should it be called, where should it be located, and who do you think would be in the best position to GM? Explain why.
I will talk to you about the New Expansion team, the Fargo Woodchippers. This idea was not completely my own, as while I said the place of Fargo North Dakota, it was actually TimeConsumer that gave me the idea of using the term Woodchipper which would reference the Coen Brothers movie, of the same name. Why this would be a good place for a franchise, is that the north west of America is at this moment under represented, with the nearest teams being either in California or Chicago. Also Fargo is a place that has never had a professional sports team despite it holding some significance as a minor city. The branding and the name are all pretty solid and original and have not been used before as a sports brand, despite the term Woodchipper feeling like something, like the 49ers Oilers or Steelers as a "manly" occupation. As for who leads this organization, while i would initially suggest one of myself or TimeConsumer to lead this historic franchise, i feel like despite the fact that TC would easily be given a Expansion if he really wanted too, and that I am a solid new user who could easily ride his coattails, i have decided to look for other options. While I have no idea if they would be interested or would even want to GM at a higher level. I would give this expansion to two guys who have both GM'd portland. qWest and Southpaw. Why? Well qWest thought my name was dumb so i picked him since he would hate being stuck in Fargo, North Dakota for a team named the Woodchippers. He is also a very solid user Sim wise and is very passionate about the league, South on the other hand is one of the more natural DSFL GM's i have seen, he has done wonders with getting the best out of players, and is probably a shoe in for GMoTY for the DSFL. I figure that these two were the key figures in turning portland from the laughing stock of the DSFL, to one of the more competent ones and i would trust them to take my idea and turn it into a successful franchise. Also with this expansion there is a clear solution for QB, as the Portland QB, LeBron James III, is currently on a team that has a QB already and would likely be traded to be the face of an expansion team such as the Woodchippers.
17) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The year is 2041, all the entertainers we know an love are all old and irrelevant now. But one name remains JASON DERULO. I have found out that DeRulo somehow is one of a handful of artist to have hits for 3 decades in a row, With Whatch Say hitting the charts in 2009, and him in 2021, having a hit song on the radio still. Due to 3 decades of relivence, Derulo somehow manages to stay relevant in two decades later with an annoying ability to steal songs of internet trends. Recently he made smash hits "Frost Sux Lmap" and "Im a Walnut for you (Rev Smells Remix)." With these hits in the bag, DeRulo get invited to preform at the half time show at the Ultimus, DeRulo, a Florida native is fan and invester in the Sarasota Sailfish, so is hoping he gets to see his team finally win the big game. DuRulo, with the help of his two guest stars; Post Electric Emo Rap Band, My Acid Tears Are Burning My Face Please Help, as well as Pop Star, Sextina Aquafina, will make up this star studded line up. for 50 year old Jason DuRulo only one thing matters, watching his stinky fish finally fire Frolf
21) What team do you think has the best branding in the league? What team do you think could use a refresh? Why?
The best branding in the league is a tough questions, to which i have a few names that could fit. My Team the New York Silverbacks, have a really original and kinda art deco style that you would see in new york, which attracted me to the team to begin with. My second favorite brand is the Yellowknife Wraiths, such a dark a brooding image, the wraith took advantage of the lack of black or darker colors, to create a fearsome logo and brand. Finally I like the Otters Logo, it is adorable and original, being one of the first teams, and picking an Iconic Orange to represent the County they are from, probably the most recognizable logo in the league. My least favorite logos are quite simple. Firstly I hate Philly's logo, yeah the USA colors are cool and all, but the bell needs to be updates, Perhaps bolder colors, or a move away from the overly patriotic imagry, phily needs a new logo and bad. The other logo i am not a fan of is the San Jose Sabercats. Sure its an ok logo and looks pretty football like, but you could do so much more with the logo and make it 10x more creative or colorful or anything
I will talk to you about the New Expansion team, the Fargo Woodchippers. This idea was not completely my own, as while I said the place of Fargo North Dakota, it was actually TimeConsumer that gave me the idea of using the term Woodchipper which would reference the Coen Brothers movie, of the same name. Why this would be a good place for a franchise, is that the north west of America is at this moment under represented, with the nearest teams being either in California or Chicago. Also Fargo is a place that has never had a professional sports team despite it holding some significance as a minor city. The branding and the name are all pretty solid and original and have not been used before as a sports brand, despite the term Woodchipper feeling like something, like the 49ers Oilers or Steelers as a "manly" occupation. As for who leads this organization, while i would initially suggest one of myself or TimeConsumer to lead this historic franchise, i feel like despite the fact that TC would easily be given a Expansion if he really wanted too, and that I am a solid new user who could easily ride his coattails, i have decided to look for other options. While I have no idea if they would be interested or would even want to GM at a higher level. I would give this expansion to two guys who have both GM'd portland. qWest and Southpaw. Why? Well qWest thought my name was dumb so i picked him since he would hate being stuck in Fargo, North Dakota for a team named the Woodchippers. He is also a very solid user Sim wise and is very passionate about the league, South on the other hand is one of the more natural DSFL GM's i have seen, he has done wonders with getting the best out of players, and is probably a shoe in for GMoTY for the DSFL. I figure that these two were the key figures in turning portland from the laughing stock of the DSFL, to one of the more competent ones and i would trust them to take my idea and turn it into a successful franchise. Also with this expansion there is a clear solution for QB, as the Portland QB, LeBron James III, is currently on a team that has a QB already and would likely be traded to be the face of an expansion team such as the Woodchippers.
17) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
The year is 2041, all the entertainers we know an love are all old and irrelevant now. But one name remains JASON DERULO. I have found out that DeRulo somehow is one of a handful of artist to have hits for 3 decades in a row, With Whatch Say hitting the charts in 2009, and him in 2021, having a hit song on the radio still. Due to 3 decades of relivence, Derulo somehow manages to stay relevant in two decades later with an annoying ability to steal songs of internet trends. Recently he made smash hits "Frost Sux Lmap" and "Im a Walnut for you (Rev Smells Remix)." With these hits in the bag, DeRulo get invited to preform at the half time show at the Ultimus, DeRulo, a Florida native is fan and invester in the Sarasota Sailfish, so is hoping he gets to see his team finally win the big game. DuRulo, with the help of his two guest stars; Post Electric Emo Rap Band, My Acid Tears Are Burning My Face Please Help, as well as Pop Star, Sextina Aquafina, will make up this star studded line up. for 50 year old Jason DuRulo only one thing matters, watching his stinky fish finally fire Frolf
21) What team do you think has the best branding in the league? What team do you think could use a refresh? Why?
The best branding in the league is a tough questions, to which i have a few names that could fit. My Team the New York Silverbacks, have a really original and kinda art deco style that you would see in new york, which attracted me to the team to begin with. My second favorite brand is the Yellowknife Wraiths, such a dark a brooding image, the wraith took advantage of the lack of black or darker colors, to create a fearsome logo and brand. Finally I like the Otters Logo, it is adorable and original, being one of the first teams, and picking an Iconic Orange to represent the County they are from, probably the most recognizable logo in the league. My least favorite logos are quite simple. Firstly I hate Philly's logo, yeah the USA colors are cool and all, but the bell needs to be updates, Perhaps bolder colors, or a move away from the overly patriotic imagry, phily needs a new logo and bad. The other logo i am not a fan of is the San Jose Sabercats. Sure its an ok logo and looks pretty football like, but you could do so much more with the logo and make it 10x more creative or colorful or anything
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