(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

[ElMachoNacho]

As any athlete knows, a player's locker is more than a place where he keeps his equipment. It's a holy place of secrets that allow you to place anything inside and have utmost confidence that it will be safe, protected by the unwritten rule of teammates. The first of the things that I keep in my locker is a small paper, taped to the door, with the names of every single running back taken above me in this year's draft. I use it as motivation, as fuel to fire me up to play with a chip on my shoulder. The second is a can of air freshener, mostly because my locker is smack dab in the middle of @jordan327 's and @Muford 's locker, so the air freshener is a necessity in order to survive more than a minute. The third thing is just a small container with um....lets just say some recreational California style herbs. Nothing performance enhancing though, and sometimes after practice it helps with aches and pains, but let's not let the commish or his lackeys know now alright? Lastly, but certainly not least, the most important, absolutely essential thing I have in my locker is the large box of Magnum ultra sized condoms. The life of an NSFL player is a bountiful one, and a bootyful one as well, so I indulge in a couple of the San Jose locals after practices or maybe even right before practice. After games, I'm sure there are going to be some groupies waiting on @TheRealBK, and I'm confident that I could take at least one from him, as a matter of fact I think I could pull all of them. The box is essential, and if anything happened to it, I'd be truly hurt and truly scared.


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