What don't I have in my locker? First of all I got to have atleast two deodorants. Kicking ass on the field is no easy job and I work up quite a sweat. A picture of my dog Paul, A German Shepard who likes tacos, squeaky toys and occasionally running into the wall..hes partially blind. My lucky shrunken head. I got it on a trip abroad in college and ever since everything has gone my way. Two packs of sugar free trident watermelon gum. Brand new issue, every month, of football monthly. Because I just love see how awesome I am and how everyone loves me. Seriously though, I just like the articles. One omega fireball yo-yo, because who doesn't like busting out an Eiffel tower after practice to relieve some stress. One set of camping silverware, because these mutherfuckers around here are nasty. Two of my own personal towels because again, these mutherfuckers are nasty. And last but not least a picture of my wife and 3 children. Too whom which I owe everything I have......Just kidding it's me they should be thanking, but seriously I love them. Oh I almost forgot there is one more thing in my locker, that more than anything, helped me to get where I am today.
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