22. Bean has been sponsored Heinz to promote their new line of Beans, the extrava-beans. These beans help boost your morale and performance on the field. Imagine Michael’s special water from the space jam, but instead of water it is beans and instead of Michael Jordan it is Bean Beanman. Now to promote these beans, the Heinz corporate people will give Bean Beanman money to create a commercial for the Ultimus game. In this commercial you hear Irreplaceable by Beyonce with the screen dark, eventually the screen will start to become brighter and you will see Bean in a bathtub full of the extrava-beans. The screen fades back to dark and the next thing you know it is just raining beans on the football field. Out of nowhere you see a play running towards the camera, it is Bean Beanman going for a sack. When Bean finally sacks the QB they bust into Beans. The screen then goes back to black, there is Bean Beanman again, holding the trophy in one hand and in the other a can of extrava-beans. Everything goes silent and all you hear Bean say to the thousands of screaming fans is “I am going to enjoy these extrava-beans at the beansworld.” Then the commercial cuts back to black and ends. This is where the viewers would go out and spend their life savings on the extrava-beans.
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16. When the Norfolk Seawolves made the playoffs after having the first overall draft pick, the playlist had to be spicy, it had to get the team going. So here is what was on our playlist.
Song: Beans (The Musical Fruit) Official Music
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEEuzUGEWws
Reasoning: This one is pretty easy, as an incoming rookie – Bean wanted to make a lasting impression on the locker-room. This song has helped Bean throughout his time in high school, university, and the DSFL. This song speaks straight to your heart and Bean will sing it to you if requested beforehand.
Song: Glizzy Glizzy on my mind
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZzk1OAmzIM
Reasoning: This song goes deeper than Glizzies and it means more than just hotdogs. When you sit down in a locker-room and you hear this you interpret the Glizzies and wins. Wins should always be on your mind before going into a game. So when you’re thinking about Glizzies you will associate that feeling with winning. Recently, Bean spent his first contract money on bringing a hot dog vendor into the locker-room to help with that association. Some would laugh at this but then you realize that the Norfolk Seawolves went from having the first overall pick to making the playoffs. Glizzies equals wins.
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16. When the Norfolk Seawolves made the playoffs after having the first overall draft pick, the playlist had to be spicy, it had to get the team going. So here is what was on our playlist.
Song: Beans (The Musical Fruit) Official Music
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEEuzUGEWws
Reasoning: This one is pretty easy, as an incoming rookie – Bean wanted to make a lasting impression on the locker-room. This song has helped Bean throughout his time in high school, university, and the DSFL. This song speaks straight to your heart and Bean will sing it to you if requested beforehand.
Song: Glizzy Glizzy on my mind
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZzk1OAmzIM
Reasoning: This song goes deeper than Glizzies and it means more than just hotdogs. When you sit down in a locker-room and you hear this you interpret the Glizzies and wins. Wins should always be on your mind before going into a game. So when you’re thinking about Glizzies you will associate that feeling with winning. Recently, Bean spent his first contract money on bringing a hot dog vendor into the locker-room to help with that association. Some would laugh at this but then you realize that the Norfolk Seawolves went from having the first overall pick to making the playoffs. Glizzies equals wins.
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