16) Your team has made it to the playoffs! Put together a pre-game playlist and explain how those songs will hype your players.
Chunt prides himself as the DJ master of his homeland of Foon so he is honored to make the pre-game playlist for this playoff season! He has compiled a list of 6 songs from start to finish in order to hype his teammates up properly.
1. Tokyo Drifting by Glass Animals (ft. Denzel Curry): To start. This song seems like it is going to be a sleeper until the middle of the song in which horns start blaring and Denzel Curry takes his verse. It is the best song to start a hype playlist because it eases you into the hard stuff.
2. Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi: Just a fun hype song. The beats are fast and, much like being in the pursuit of happiness, being in the playoffs gives a similar vibe.
3. BOOGIE by BROCKHAMPTON: By far the loudest song on the playlist. It makes you ready to dominate your opponents with lines such as “Break necks I’m the chiropractor” and “Ain’t no stopping me tonight/Im’a get all the things I like.”
4. Without Me by Eminem: Overall just a classic song about knowing what you’re doing is great. A wonderful motivator before this next song.
5. Numb Numb Juice by ScHoolboy Q: This song deals with wanting to be the best and have everything you want. It’s a message to the other team that their time is up.
6. Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags) by Afroman: To finish. This is a funny and feel good song that will lastly calm anyones nerves by putting them at ease. Simultaneously, it keeps the hype feelings up.
17) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
As it should be, the Ultimus and Ultimini half-time show is one of the best parts of the game. It offers players a chance to regroup while fans get to enjoy a break from intensely watching their team or favorite players. Therefore, the half-time show this year should be different than just a musician playing. Instead, I propose we have all of the head office dressed in Blades of Glory type unitards with matching tutus. They start by prancing on the field to get in their spots for a unified dance routine. As with every dance routine there needs to be a song choice. I spent a lot of time deliberating what song could perfectly capture the energy of the Ultimus and found the perfect song for it: “Sun Don’t Let Me Down” by Keith Urban (ft. Pitbull.) This country song first sikes one out as a typical pop country ballad about wanting to spend the night longer with someone (as we want Ultimus night to be a long and fun one.) However, the bridge is then a surprise attack by the man, the myth, the naked mole rat in human form: Pitbull. This crossover is almost as iconic at the ISFL itself and would provide the justice and energy needed for this dance routine. The song would then repeat a total of 3 times, making this dance routine a total of 12 minutes so by the final repeat of the song, the entire crowd would be unified among teams singing off-key. It will demonstrate that beyond teams, this league cherishes camaraderie above all.
22) Your player has been paid to endorse a product/service. What is it? How do you endorse it?
Chunt The Badger has made his mark during his latest media piece by mentioning he has the iconic pleasure of being blessed with two assholes. While this is not a common characteristic of normal badgers, Chunt is an exception. With that being said, Chunt has sampled numerous forms of lubrication to help him in his quest to become human. Due to this, Chunt is now the official ISFL Ambassador for SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube. With two buttholes, Chunt has become an expert when it comes to the form of lube to provide anyone with pleasure in the back door region. Chunt’s endorsement deal will be a first for the league. He states that SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube is the best product on the market for its ability to provide long lasting pleasure, providing effortless application in which you don’t have to worry about reapplying. The methods of endorsement that best fit are by commercials that will be airing during both the Ultimus and Ultimini games, followed by word of mouth. We all know Chunt loves to talk about his sexual endeavors both successful and failed (i.e. Steg,) so what better way to spread the joy of SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube than by letting Chunt speak for it himself.
26) Does your player have any New Years’ resolutions? If so, do you think they’ll stick with them? Why or why not?
If anyone has read the hottest new media piece entitled “A Simple Plea: Ban iStegosauruz,” then you would know Chunt’s New Years’ resolution for 2021 is to shift into human form and become the best sim tester this league has ever seen. I personally think Chunt is hell bent on making this resolution come true despite the immense difficulties he is plagued by finding this. He so far has come into two main challenges. The first being that within the U.S. beasteality is not widely approved of. Because of this, Chunt has not had the easiest luck finding a human that would be okay with sleeping with him. As a surprise to him, many people run away from him once they realize he has the ability to speak among them. The second issue Chunt has run into is that he does not properly understand sim testing and really just decided to be better than the specie-ist Steg as a revenge plot. To counteract these problems, Chunt has formed a thorough plan:
Step 1: Go down to Alabama. More specifically, Auburn. If there are people that would sleep with their cousins, there are bound to be people that would be willing to sleep with him.
Step 2: In the meantime while hunting for human booty, study as much of the sim as he can. Chunt is willing to make a formal apology to Steg so he can teach him his ways of sim testing.
Step 3: Become human and the best sim tester in the league.
Overall, Chunt’s plan to continue his resolution is what sets him apart from others. With this plan, Chunt will indeed be able to achieve his resolution.
Chunt prides himself as the DJ master of his homeland of Foon so he is honored to make the pre-game playlist for this playoff season! He has compiled a list of 6 songs from start to finish in order to hype his teammates up properly.
1. Tokyo Drifting by Glass Animals (ft. Denzel Curry): To start. This song seems like it is going to be a sleeper until the middle of the song in which horns start blaring and Denzel Curry takes his verse. It is the best song to start a hype playlist because it eases you into the hard stuff.
2. Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi: Just a fun hype song. The beats are fast and, much like being in the pursuit of happiness, being in the playoffs gives a similar vibe.
3. BOOGIE by BROCKHAMPTON: By far the loudest song on the playlist. It makes you ready to dominate your opponents with lines such as “Break necks I’m the chiropractor” and “Ain’t no stopping me tonight/Im’a get all the things I like.”
4. Without Me by Eminem: Overall just a classic song about knowing what you’re doing is great. A wonderful motivator before this next song.
5. Numb Numb Juice by ScHoolboy Q: This song deals with wanting to be the best and have everything you want. It’s a message to the other team that their time is up.
6. Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig-Zags) by Afroman: To finish. This is a funny and feel good song that will lastly calm anyones nerves by putting them at ease. Simultaneously, it keeps the hype feelings up.
17) You’re in charge of entertainment for the Ultimus or Ultimini half-time show. What would you do?
As it should be, the Ultimus and Ultimini half-time show is one of the best parts of the game. It offers players a chance to regroup while fans get to enjoy a break from intensely watching their team or favorite players. Therefore, the half-time show this year should be different than just a musician playing. Instead, I propose we have all of the head office dressed in Blades of Glory type unitards with matching tutus. They start by prancing on the field to get in their spots for a unified dance routine. As with every dance routine there needs to be a song choice. I spent a lot of time deliberating what song could perfectly capture the energy of the Ultimus and found the perfect song for it: “Sun Don’t Let Me Down” by Keith Urban (ft. Pitbull.) This country song first sikes one out as a typical pop country ballad about wanting to spend the night longer with someone (as we want Ultimus night to be a long and fun one.) However, the bridge is then a surprise attack by the man, the myth, the naked mole rat in human form: Pitbull. This crossover is almost as iconic at the ISFL itself and would provide the justice and energy needed for this dance routine. The song would then repeat a total of 3 times, making this dance routine a total of 12 minutes so by the final repeat of the song, the entire crowd would be unified among teams singing off-key. It will demonstrate that beyond teams, this league cherishes camaraderie above all.
22) Your player has been paid to endorse a product/service. What is it? How do you endorse it?
Chunt The Badger has made his mark during his latest media piece by mentioning he has the iconic pleasure of being blessed with two assholes. While this is not a common characteristic of normal badgers, Chunt is an exception. With that being said, Chunt has sampled numerous forms of lubrication to help him in his quest to become human. Due to this, Chunt is now the official ISFL Ambassador for SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube. With two buttholes, Chunt has become an expert when it comes to the form of lube to provide anyone with pleasure in the back door region. Chunt’s endorsement deal will be a first for the league. He states that SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube is the best product on the market for its ability to provide long lasting pleasure, providing effortless application in which you don’t have to worry about reapplying. The methods of endorsement that best fit are by commercials that will be airing during both the Ultimus and Ultimini games, followed by word of mouth. We all know Chunt loves to talk about his sexual endeavors both successful and failed (i.e. Steg,) so what better way to spread the joy of SKYN Extra Long Lasting Anal Lube than by letting Chunt speak for it himself.
26) Does your player have any New Years’ resolutions? If so, do you think they’ll stick with them? Why or why not?
If anyone has read the hottest new media piece entitled “A Simple Plea: Ban iStegosauruz,” then you would know Chunt’s New Years’ resolution for 2021 is to shift into human form and become the best sim tester this league has ever seen. I personally think Chunt is hell bent on making this resolution come true despite the immense difficulties he is plagued by finding this. He so far has come into two main challenges. The first being that within the U.S. beasteality is not widely approved of. Because of this, Chunt has not had the easiest luck finding a human that would be okay with sleeping with him. As a surprise to him, many people run away from him once they realize he has the ability to speak among them. The second issue Chunt has run into is that he does not properly understand sim testing and really just decided to be better than the specie-ist Steg as a revenge plot. To counteract these problems, Chunt has formed a thorough plan:
Step 1: Go down to Alabama. More specifically, Auburn. If there are people that would sleep with their cousins, there are bound to be people that would be willing to sleep with him.
Step 2: In the meantime while hunting for human booty, study as much of the sim as he can. Chunt is willing to make a formal apology to Steg so he can teach him his ways of sim testing.
Step 3: Become human and the best sim tester in the league.
Overall, Chunt’s plan to continue his resolution is what sets him apart from others. With this plan, Chunt will indeed be able to achieve his resolution.
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