8. Gluteus maximus wasn't always the elite kicking machine he is today, im fact he prefer to just chill and play video games all day. Today we gonna tell the story of gluteus maximus and his thrilling journey to the dsfl and isfl.
Gluteus was sitting in a classroom bored, back in middle school all he wanted to do was play video games and read comics. "I am getting tired of these video games, I've beaten every level" gluteus thought to himself. He walked outside to the playground to see a couple of kids playing soccer. "Hm this looks fun" glute thought to himself as he walked towards the kids playing soccer, not knowing this moment was gonna change his life. "Hey, let me try this, it looks pretty fun" glute exclaimed. The soccer players laughed at him and said " you woudnt be able to score even one goal against us, normie" glute took that as an insult and challenged them. "We'll make it easy for you and give you a free shot against are goalie but of course you don't even stand a chance". Glute then kicked the ball so hard that it literlly burn hitting the goalie and knocking him in the goal, injuring him very bad in the process. The soccer plays looked at glute in shocked as glute stared in the goal blankly, just now realizing his godly talents. Glute then decided he'll dominate the sports scene with his leg once he gets into high school. In high school glute was a multi sport athlete excelling in both soccer and football. In football glute broke several school records, his best record being a feold goal from 60 yards. Glute also had the best feild goal percentage, not missing a single kick when he was in high school. Of course glute got several D1 scholarships from aoot of big school including Alabama. But glute didn't liked the idea if going to a already dominate sports team. Glute always the one to face a challenge head on, and even if the situation was bad, to provide his team with his elite kicking talent no matter what. Gpute decided to go to Georgia tech, where he became the starting kicker as a true freshman. Where he continued to dominate, as a result sof his elite stays glute was the first kicker taken, being selected by the minessota ducks in the 5th round and the Austin copperheads in the 4th. Glute continued his dominance, winning punter of the year and was a runner up for kicker of the year. But as a shocking reveal, glute said he'll be switching to DT in the isfl. Why? Glute was in competition with fellow kicker Bloomfield, and with glute size he thinks he'll continue dominating as a dt.
18. We got many sports sim league around loke the ISFL, PBE etc. But I noticed that there's no sin league of the true sports among sports. Yes a sport that is so underrated it doesn't even have its own league in real life! Which i find incredibly sad. I like the introduce you guys to my sim league idea, The International Thumb Sim or TITS for short. First there would be a variety of archetypes to choose from. I'll present you the archetypes below.
Big Attacker - if you like to strike in big hits this acretype us for you! Big Attacker always looking for the knockout hit, using there size and brute strength to get there results.
Bullet Barager- you like to always be hitting with constant speed? Thus archetype is for you. BB lacks size but makes it up with there speed and fast hits, making it impossible for opponents to dodge.
Iron Thumb - you like tanking shots and looking for counter opportunities? The iron Thumb can take any hit with toughness and always looking for the opponent to slip for a finishing attack.
Trickster - these thumb warriors are smart, able to successfully bait any opponent with there wits. They can fake any attack but follow up with a different attack instead, making them hard to predict!
Of course these are only some examples of the archetype but more to come!
21.
ISFL
Best - For the isfl the best branding for me has to be the Berlin Fire Salamanders, even its name is so unique to the other branding. Plus I do love reptiles! The logo is just beautiful, that black salamander with red eyes just give me such a flaming vibe and I love it! The way the lizard is climbing is a good detail to it. Also the flame going on in the background is amazing. Overall the branding is pretty unique i think, and like the creativity to it.
Worst - Philadelphia Liberty branding is just so bland to me, the logo is so boring. Its literally just a bell! I mean if they wanted to do something patriotic atleas do something cool like a musketeer holding a rifle or something, but I woudnt like to play for a team with a boring bell as its mascot, plus the colors are also bland.
DSFL
Best - The Dallas Birdogs probably takes my spot for this. What can I say I'm just a huge fan of dogs! I like how the logo has the dog sticking out in the middle of the D thought that was pretty creative. Plus I feel like the branding in general is unique, like hiw many sports team has a bird dog as its mascot? The colors goes good together in my opinion, the blue and yellow. Plus I do love me some Texas teams.
Worst -
The worst for the is the norfolk seawolves. The name would give me the impression that it's a wolf that lives in the sea, but no its just a boring submarine. So lame.
Gluteus was sitting in a classroom bored, back in middle school all he wanted to do was play video games and read comics. "I am getting tired of these video games, I've beaten every level" gluteus thought to himself. He walked outside to the playground to see a couple of kids playing soccer. "Hm this looks fun" glute thought to himself as he walked towards the kids playing soccer, not knowing this moment was gonna change his life. "Hey, let me try this, it looks pretty fun" glute exclaimed. The soccer players laughed at him and said " you woudnt be able to score even one goal against us, normie" glute took that as an insult and challenged them. "We'll make it easy for you and give you a free shot against are goalie but of course you don't even stand a chance". Glute then kicked the ball so hard that it literlly burn hitting the goalie and knocking him in the goal, injuring him very bad in the process. The soccer plays looked at glute in shocked as glute stared in the goal blankly, just now realizing his godly talents. Glute then decided he'll dominate the sports scene with his leg once he gets into high school. In high school glute was a multi sport athlete excelling in both soccer and football. In football glute broke several school records, his best record being a feold goal from 60 yards. Glute also had the best feild goal percentage, not missing a single kick when he was in high school. Of course glute got several D1 scholarships from aoot of big school including Alabama. But glute didn't liked the idea if going to a already dominate sports team. Glute always the one to face a challenge head on, and even if the situation was bad, to provide his team with his elite kicking talent no matter what. Gpute decided to go to Georgia tech, where he became the starting kicker as a true freshman. Where he continued to dominate, as a result sof his elite stays glute was the first kicker taken, being selected by the minessota ducks in the 5th round and the Austin copperheads in the 4th. Glute continued his dominance, winning punter of the year and was a runner up for kicker of the year. But as a shocking reveal, glute said he'll be switching to DT in the isfl. Why? Glute was in competition with fellow kicker Bloomfield, and with glute size he thinks he'll continue dominating as a dt.
18. We got many sports sim league around loke the ISFL, PBE etc. But I noticed that there's no sin league of the true sports among sports. Yes a sport that is so underrated it doesn't even have its own league in real life! Which i find incredibly sad. I like the introduce you guys to my sim league idea, The International Thumb Sim or TITS for short. First there would be a variety of archetypes to choose from. I'll present you the archetypes below.
Big Attacker - if you like to strike in big hits this acretype us for you! Big Attacker always looking for the knockout hit, using there size and brute strength to get there results.
Bullet Barager- you like to always be hitting with constant speed? Thus archetype is for you. BB lacks size but makes it up with there speed and fast hits, making it impossible for opponents to dodge.
Iron Thumb - you like tanking shots and looking for counter opportunities? The iron Thumb can take any hit with toughness and always looking for the opponent to slip for a finishing attack.
Trickster - these thumb warriors are smart, able to successfully bait any opponent with there wits. They can fake any attack but follow up with a different attack instead, making them hard to predict!
Of course these are only some examples of the archetype but more to come!
21.
ISFL
Best - For the isfl the best branding for me has to be the Berlin Fire Salamanders, even its name is so unique to the other branding. Plus I do love reptiles! The logo is just beautiful, that black salamander with red eyes just give me such a flaming vibe and I love it! The way the lizard is climbing is a good detail to it. Also the flame going on in the background is amazing. Overall the branding is pretty unique i think, and like the creativity to it.
Worst - Philadelphia Liberty branding is just so bland to me, the logo is so boring. Its literally just a bell! I mean if they wanted to do something patriotic atleas do something cool like a musketeer holding a rifle or something, but I woudnt like to play for a team with a boring bell as its mascot, plus the colors are also bland.
DSFL
Best - The Dallas Birdogs probably takes my spot for this. What can I say I'm just a huge fan of dogs! I like how the logo has the dog sticking out in the middle of the D thought that was pretty creative. Plus I feel like the branding in general is unique, like hiw many sports team has a bird dog as its mascot? The colors goes good together in my opinion, the blue and yellow. Plus I do love me some Texas teams.
Worst -
The worst for the is the norfolk seawolves. The name would give me the impression that it's a wolf that lives in the sea, but no its just a boring submarine. So lame.
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