01-12-2021, 11:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-14-2021, 09:49 AM by Slothman07.)
19) Championship Ring:
![[Image: BjLcDUJ.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/BjLcDUJ.jpg)
22) Endorsement:
Hi, I’m Dorothy Zbornak, and I’d like to talk to you about Poligrip.
Like many ISFL players, I wear dentures. There is nothing worse than feeling the rush from making an incredible sack against your rival team, but then you get hit with a delay of game penalty because your teeth fell out and you can’t find them. Well, my friend, those days are behind you now. Poligrip Denture Adhesives are designed specifically to prevent your dentures from flying out of your mouth while you’re pumping those TFL’s. The strong, all-day hold keeps your dentures firmly in place and prevents little nuggets of food from creeping under there; essentially, Poligrip holds on tight so that you can let loose. The confidence of knowing that my teeth aren’t going to fly out of my head during a game basically gives me an extra 50 TPE, for only $5.99! I didn’t even mention the minty fresh flavor that keeps your breath on point for those after-game nights on the town! Now, I know some of you neighsayers (horses) will be butting in with “Oh Dorothy, why don’t you just play without your dentures?” Because obviously my mouthguard wouldn’t fit right, so STFU Noobz and buy the Poligrip.
Poligrip: Keeping your teeth in, so you can knock your opponent’s teeth out.
27) Video Game Cover
![[Image: 6Nzop9S.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/6Nzop9S.jpg)
22) Endorsement:
Hi, I’m Dorothy Zbornak, and I’d like to talk to you about Poligrip.
Like many ISFL players, I wear dentures. There is nothing worse than feeling the rush from making an incredible sack against your rival team, but then you get hit with a delay of game penalty because your teeth fell out and you can’t find them. Well, my friend, those days are behind you now. Poligrip Denture Adhesives are designed specifically to prevent your dentures from flying out of your mouth while you’re pumping those TFL’s. The strong, all-day hold keeps your dentures firmly in place and prevents little nuggets of food from creeping under there; essentially, Poligrip holds on tight so that you can let loose. The confidence of knowing that my teeth aren’t going to fly out of my head during a game basically gives me an extra 50 TPE, for only $5.99! I didn’t even mention the minty fresh flavor that keeps your breath on point for those after-game nights on the town! Now, I know some of you neighsayers (horses) will be butting in with “Oh Dorothy, why don’t you just play without your dentures?” Because obviously my mouthguard wouldn’t fit right, so STFU Noobz and buy the Poligrip.
Poligrip: Keeping your teeth in, so you can knock your opponent’s teeth out.
27) Video Game Cover
![[Image: P9vxkUs.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/P9vxkUs.jpg)
