(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

[sapp2013]

I am not the cleanest person, but I always do my cleaning in spurts or when something meaniningful is about to happen, such as my first official regular season game, and then I become a 'neat nick'. So, instead of telling you what is in there, I will tell you what no longer is in there.

- 3 socks, somehow none of them matching
- 2 underwear that are neither mine
- some number of banana peels
- 2 Plain White Tees
- 1 Plain White T's cd case, CD not included
- 1 emergency blanket
- 3 bottles of Advil 200 count, none are empty
- 17 empty water bottles
- 5 shoes
- 9 empty Gatorade cups
- 5 pieces of spam mail
- 1 tooth brush
- 1 canister of toothpaste
- 1 bar of half eaten soap (do NOT look at me!)
- 3 deodorant sticks
- 2.35 lbs of miscellaneous, crunched up paper, possibly from a playbook
- 1 duffle bag
- 1 semi fancy belt
- the 6th shoe
- 7 ping pong balls
- 1 notebook
- 1 pair of sunglasses
- 1 pair of shorts
- 1 pair of jorts
- 2 miscellaneous t-shirts
- 2 pairs of gloves
- hella muffin wrappers
- 16 1/2 pencils
- 14 pens
- 1 calculator
- 3 hangers, 1 broken
- 1 empty Kleenex box
- 1 empty lotion bottle
- 1 movie 'space jam', CD included
- 2 usb wall warts
- 1 usb to micro charging cord
- 1 movie 'Interstellar', CD included
- 1 pair ear buds
- 5 plastic bags
- 2 towels

Don't ask, but I was able to fit all of that in my locker. Probably the next time I will do a full clean will be this year when we host our playoff game here in Baltimore.

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