AZ Extends Pretty Much the Whole Team

[Crunk]

MODIFICATIONS TO @Crunk CONTRACT:

Tayshawn Crunk
S28: $3m (PO)
S29: $3m (PO)
S30: $3m (PO)
[1] Will voluntarily fight L’Gazzy Burfict, bare knuckled, once per season. This fight will be recorded and posted to media for grading.
[2] Must be referred to exclusively as Mr. Crunk by Z-Whiz on the third Tuesday of each month.
[3] Will receive the most prestigious of role titled "Sim God" in the Arizona locker room (color of his choosing).

Accept