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Alright boys! After a season full of dedication, tough wins, and clutch moments we’ve made it to the biggest game in the DSFL, The Ultimini! Now I know that we have had our old CD Player Lucy to keep us pumped up with our 98 Degrees CD stuck on loop, but since it got washed in Gatorade during the Conference Championship, we’ll need a new playlist to pump ourselves up! Let’ get started!
Intro Hype Song: ‘Till I Collapse – Eminem
We open up the plane ride with a slow opening and build into a determination building Eminem classic. This will give our team an unbreakable will all the day to gameday.
Pump up the Secondary: Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins
The plane ride may be over, but we still got to keep that secondary soaring. Amp up interceptions with this Top Gun classic!
Seal up the O-Line: The Wall – Heet Mob
All Championship Teams are built around the O-line. Make them feel impenetrable will the spirit of Mark Henry!
Power Backs Laying ‘em Flat: Here Comes the Pain Train – Jay Harper
What we need to win out on the field is for our Running Back to feel like Derrick Henry! This will do the trick!
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So, you’re in need of a halftime show huh? Seems pretty last moment for an Ultimini. Luckily for you, you’ve come to the right place. Here at Back Alley Sigs, we can get anything presentable on a short time frame, Quick Work, Done Fast©! So enough with the small talk, tell me the deets, what teams are we dealing with? ...The Pythons and the Buccaneers eh? Ha! You must be pretty desperate if you’re coming to me. ...Alright, alright, relax, you’ve got nothin’ to worry about, we just got some equipment from a foreclosed circus that we can repurpose for your needs. Here, let me run you through my first vision!
1. We pull cannons onto a field in a circular pattern facing the logo on the 50-yard line.
2. Then put 10 – 15 people put there with cutlasses and pirate hats.
3. Load the cannons with snakes.
4. Fire the cannons one by one, three seconds in between
5. Whatever happens, happens.
Now tell me that ain’t a masterpiece! ...What? you got a problem with safety? Don’t worry, the snakes aren’t poisonous, it’s perfectly safe! …You’re bein’ a real stooge about this y’know. Alright, fine, if you got such a big problem with it, we won’t do it, but we don’t have too many other options. The only other thing I have is my cousin's garage band, they’re pretty alright, heh heh.
Alright boys! After a season full of dedication, tough wins, and clutch moments we’ve made it to the biggest game in the DSFL, The Ultimini! Now I know that we have had our old CD Player Lucy to keep us pumped up with our 98 Degrees CD stuck on loop, but since it got washed in Gatorade during the Conference Championship, we’ll need a new playlist to pump ourselves up! Let’ get started!
Intro Hype Song: ‘Till I Collapse – Eminem
We open up the plane ride with a slow opening and build into a determination building Eminem classic. This will give our team an unbreakable will all the day to gameday.
Pump up the Secondary: Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins
The plane ride may be over, but we still got to keep that secondary soaring. Amp up interceptions with this Top Gun classic!
Seal up the O-Line: The Wall – Heet Mob
All Championship Teams are built around the O-line. Make them feel impenetrable will the spirit of Mark Henry!
Power Backs Laying ‘em Flat: Here Comes the Pain Train – Jay Harper
What we need to win out on the field is for our Running Back to feel like Derrick Henry! This will do the trick!
17)
So, you’re in need of a halftime show huh? Seems pretty last moment for an Ultimini. Luckily for you, you’ve come to the right place. Here at Back Alley Sigs, we can get anything presentable on a short time frame, Quick Work, Done Fast©! So enough with the small talk, tell me the deets, what teams are we dealing with? ...The Pythons and the Buccaneers eh? Ha! You must be pretty desperate if you’re coming to me. ...Alright, alright, relax, you’ve got nothin’ to worry about, we just got some equipment from a foreclosed circus that we can repurpose for your needs. Here, let me run you through my first vision!
1. We pull cannons onto a field in a circular pattern facing the logo on the 50-yard line.
2. Then put 10 – 15 people put there with cutlasses and pirate hats.
3. Load the cannons with snakes.
4. Fire the cannons one by one, three seconds in between
5. Whatever happens, happens.
Now tell me that ain’t a masterpiece! ...What? you got a problem with safety? Don’t worry, the snakes aren’t poisonous, it’s perfectly safe! …You’re bein’ a real stooge about this y’know. Alright, fine, if you got such a big problem with it, we won’t do it, but we don’t have too many other options. The only other thing I have is my cousin's garage band, they’re pretty alright, heh heh.
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