(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

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Today, a request list was leaked by someone with in the Yeti's staff, about the locker accomadtions for their player, BIG BOT.

BIG BOT LOCKER REQUEST LIST:
ONE CAN OF OIL (VALVOLINE PREFERRED)
ONE LARGE LEAD BATTERY
SIX PACK OF PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER
18 SETS OF STAINLESS STEEL GEARS
ONE ELECTRONICS SIZED SCREWDRIVER (PHILLIPS HEAD)
CASSETTE OF MIX TAPE LABELLED "BIG BOTS BIG JAMS VOL. 1"
ONE TERABYTE SSD FOR GAME FOOTAGE STORAGE
THREE CANS OF HYDRAULIC FLUID
ONE SET OF LIGHTWEIGHT GEAR (THIS SHOULD BE A GIVEN)
ONE BIG BOT YETI JERSEY (THIS SHOULD BE A GIVEN)
ONE BOTTLE OF WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID
EAR PLUGS TO QUIET JON ROSS'S ENDLESS TALKING (GENERATED BY HUMOR MODULE PLEASE LAUGH)
DUCT TAPE
WD 40
GATORADE BRAND BIG BOT COOLANT
TEN USB-C CHARGING CABLES
ONE LINUX POWERED LAPTOP WORKSTATION
ONE EXTRA MONITOR
ONE LARGE PAIR OF HEADPHONES, WITH LARGE WATTAGE RATING

BIG BOT LOCKER SCENERY REQUEST LIST (ILLUSTRATION INCLUDED, GENERATED BY BIG BOT'S NEW ART GENERATOR):
PICTURE OF PRETTY BIRD
LED STRIP OF LIGHTS AROUND THE STALL
ALL CAPS HEADING OF BIG BOT
HANG IN THERE BABY POSTER
ALL STEEL SEATING ARRANGEMENT
TARP TO CATCH LOOSE SCREWS, COOLANT, ETC.
MANY WALL CHARGERS
IMPORTANT GAME DAY REMINDERS

This is perhaps the strangest request list in the league. Here is the aforementioned illustration:

Only time will tell if BIG BOT's strangeness will make him beloved or hated by fans. Let us know what you think in the comments below.