(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

[HENDRIX]

In my locker I have a list of each starting QB in the NSFL. I plan to cross the names off the list after I sack each and every one of them. I also have a couple items to help get extra motivated and pumped up for the game. I have my laptop where I watch the epic battle scenes from 300 and I have a world class sound system where I blast hard rock that makes the walls shake. Some players like to stay quiet and kind of meditate before games, not me. Everything I do is chaotic, on and off the field. From throwing offensive lines into disarray to starting mosh pits in the locker room. Next up, one of the most important things for me is a pre game meal. I am a 320 pound fat slob so you know I need to have something to eat quite regularly. On the top shelf of my locker I have a microwave placed up there. I have boxes of graham crackers, chocolate bars, and marshmallows. I make and eat about twenty of those smores before every game so it fills me up with a great sugar rush. After that I'm ready to make any offensive lineman look like a turnstile. (211)