In their infinite wisdom, FIFA has decided to step in and has given the ISFL an idea of where they should play their Ultimus championship game: Siberia! Siberia in this future has become a decently thriving region due to its Ice exports, and perhaps slightly more importantly, Russia gave both the ISFL and FIFA a lot of money recently. Why the ISFL decided to put the championship game there in the dead of winter, nobody knows, but after the success of the 2024 World Cup in Qatar, with only 6 players dying of heatstroke in the entire event, everyone was surely excited to play in the below freezing temperatures of Siberia. As for the Ultimini, the bribe Donation only went so far, and thus Russia was not able to get the Ultimini there as well. It will instead be held in Alaska. Accusations of getting money from the United States to put the Ultimini there have not yet been substantiated, but let's be honest, we all know they received some. However, due to a few workers dying of Frostbite while trying to construct a stadium in Alaska in a matter of months, it is possible that the stadium's completion will be delayed to a season or two in the future, and the ISFL will have to go with its back up plan: giving home field advantage to the better team.
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