(S27) PT2 - Host City

[Crodyman]

I would host the Ultimus in an exotic location of neutral advantage. Perhaps a sprawling sand dune on the outskirts of Abu Dhabi (drink plenty of water!) or on the warmest day of the year on the subcontinent of Antarctica (bundle up!), or even on a sprawling ocean trawler in the middle of the pacific ocean thousands of miles from dry land (Neptune protect us.). The point is, I would want to go big on the location in order to turn the game into a giant spectacle that everyone in the world would want to tune into.

The halftime show would also have to be off the wall, and so I’m imagining some sort of terrible medley of dozens of different artists doing 20 sec parts of their hit singles. Cannibal Corpse would segue beautifully into the country ballad of “Thunder Rolls'' by Garth Brooks, only to be drowned out in volume by Cardi B’s inimitable W.A.P. Death cannot prevent some of history's favorite superstars such as John Denver and Kurt Cobain from showing up as singing holograms, thus tantalizing the audience by making them question the moral ethics behind eternally owning an artist's likeness. By casting as wide a net as possible, I believe this absolutely ludicrous and expensive halftime show would reach the hearts of millions and be talked about for time immemorial

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