(S27) PT2 - Host City

[jzajenius36]

Where should this year’s Ultimus/ super bowl game be held?  Well I guess first thing would be to determine if there’s a simulation COVID pandemic going on.  For the sake of this post I’ll go ahead and say yes…we are in a state of virtual COVID in the ISFL.

So with that being said, I think it’s clear where the Ultimus should be taking place.  On an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean!  Come to think of it, I think I’d probably suggest this regardless of the current virus climate.  Want to get rid of home field? Send the boys off on an aircraft carrier and sail around for a week before the game.  The Vegas odds would be great.  Who will be the first to puke off the side of the ship?  Will a seagull crap on a referee?  Will a school of Dolphins arrive in the first or second half?  Plus you’ve got plenty of fresh air with no (or few) fans breathing on each other.  Not to mention the beautiful sunset during the game.  A halftime performance is baked right in.  Put some choppers in the air, shoot off some missiles, march some soldiers around in circles…it’s the safest and most entertaining place on earth for those few hours!