(S27) PT2 - Host City

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I would choose Tijuana as the location for the Ultimini championship. I think this would be a great location because of the ridiculous nightlife that TJ has to offer. You can definitely have way too much fun there. I would make sure that there is a wild tailgate party going on during the game, with tons of taco stands selling the best tacos on earth. The price for these tacos: $1. The best bang you could get for your buck. Not to mention all the tequila you could want. The halftime show would be a bullfighting show. A mascot from each team would come out as matadors and provide an authentic Mexican experience.

We will be staying in the southwest American continent for the Ultimus championship. You just can't beat the weather. I would choose to play in Arizona. There would be enough Sonoran dogs to go around. For the uninitiated that's bacon wrapped hot dogs topped with refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, and cheese. I love Mexican food if you can't tell. For the halftime show, I envision a recreation of the shootout at OK Coral. We have to keep in line with Arizonan heritage, and what's more Arizona than watching a crazy gunfight play out. Again, we would have the participants represented by a mascot from each team. Because I love the thought of mascots doing absurd things.

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