(S27) PT2 - Host City

[WhatAmUs]

Where oh where should the Ultimus be?

Now, we all know this league is full of users who are incredibly smart and technologically savvy.  At least, they seem smart to me, because I am as dumb
as a bucket of wet rocks.  I don't know why the rocks are wet, ignore that. Irregardless, I think that with the combined intelligence of the smartest users in the league,
and my unparalleled flair for creativity, we could do something very special. 

What is that thing, you may ask?  Well, hear me out.  No, just hear me out for one second. 

Time Machine.

We take the smartest users in the league and give them a season to collaborate and build a time machine, so we can not only enjoy the Ultimus in a different stadium,
but in a different TIME.  Think about it, it's the final frontier!  We could play in space, underwater, Detroit, but nothing would compare to going back in time and
playing a game of dot football somewhere on Pangea.  Maybe a dinosaur will wander onto the field and stop one of the stupidly broken long pass plays!  Maybe, just maybe,
we go back and play a game during a time when I was actually genuinely happy! 

This is just one man's dream.  It would take the combined 10,000 IQ of the league's most smarty-pants users to make this endeavor come to fruition.  I, of course,
would be in charge of the halftime entertainment.  Which would be three dogs in banana costumes barking the National Anthem. 

Thank you for your time.


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