(S27) PT2 - Host City

[Booger]

I've always thought home field advantage in the Ultimus is a stupid concept, so I would be in favor of moving the game to a more neutral city in order for a more inherently fair game to take place. If I had to choose a location for the game to be played this season, I would choose Honolulu. Hawaii is the perfect vacation getaway spot, which would allow for both teams to transition overnight from football mode to vacation mode and would therefore reduce overall transportation cost and improve team morale. Also, the Hahalua are an expansion team, meaning their stadium can't be much older than the team itself, which means their facilities are high-quality and would allow for the two Ultimus teams to prepare in state-of-the-art facilities in the weeks leading up to the game. Furthermore, the scenery around the stadium is beautiful, which improves the overall quality of the television broadcast. In terms of entertainment, since the Sailfish will be there without a doubt, I'm sure everyone would be willing to watch frost come out in a traditional Hula outfit and do a little dance for us all. In short, Honolulu would be the perfect location for this season's Ultimus game.