If I could pick the location of the season 27 Ultimus championship we would do something that has never even been contemplated. An extreme location for an extreme league of juiced up super athletes. We would head to the Arctic Ocean and play the ultimate game on a glacier. This place will be far more harsh and cold than Yellowknife. Players and fans would have to arrive via ship, helicopter, or plane. This game would be a very bare bones type of environment. Bleachers would be set up around the field. A group of refs would show up and some black paint would outline the football field. State of the art television equipment would be at the game though. Not many people will be stupid enough to pay hundreds of dollars for the trip just to survive watching a game in extremely cold temperatures. This game has to be shown live to the rest of the world. The halftime show would involve a polar bear circus act. Handlers would entertain the hypothermic crowd by using fish to encourage the 600 pound bears to perform tricks. Whichever team was still alive after 0:00 in the 4th quarter would raise an Ultimus trophy encased in an ice block with their frost bitten arms. (212 words)
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