I've always thought that big events like these (I'll class the superbowl as one even though it pales into insignificance when compared to the Ultimus, or even Ultimini for that matter) should be a neutral venue. The fans who attend week in week out will likely be uprooted for corporate suits to entertain clients come finals day. So let the real fans gather together at local bars, or a beam back in the stadium. Send these corporate suits to my neutral venue, on the largest sea vessel on the planet. Location can be anywhere, or could even change during play. First half off the coast of Greenland, second half off the coast of Senegal. A change in weather conditions always adds to the spectacle. Or mix it up, have the vessel lay anchor in the Gulf of Arden and see if the teams end the game with a full roster.
As for a half time show, the NFL are all about attracting new viewers. So they put on some lousy pop show to attract the kids. Fair enough. But this is the ISFL. I'm proposing a great illusion show, Penn and Teller esq. which may or may not involve the QB of one of the teams being mysteriously hampered for the second half. Probably shouldn't say that out loud.
I'm just spit balling, sure. But it would certainly make me tune in. Well, apart from every year the Outlaws make Ultimus of course. Anyone got the number for a bodyguard or three?
As for a half time show, the NFL are all about attracting new viewers. So they put on some lousy pop show to attract the kids. Fair enough. But this is the ISFL. I'm proposing a great illusion show, Penn and Teller esq. which may or may not involve the QB of one of the teams being mysteriously hampered for the second half. Probably shouldn't say that out loud.
I'm just spit balling, sure. But it would certainly make me tune in. Well, apart from every year the Outlaws make Ultimus of course. Anyone got the number for a bodyguard or three?
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