(S27) PT2 - Host City

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The best host city for the Ultimini is obviously Tijuana so that we can follow in Tompa Bay's footsteps and win a championship at home. We can give out two free shots of Tequila at the door for every attendee over 18 so the crowd gets extra rowdy, so long as people DO NOT THROW CHAIRS INTO THE RING! Give everyone a pair of maracas (or just sell 'em for cheap) so they can be obnoxious vuvuzela style. We can bring out a classic mariachi band for the halftime show, hell they can just play all game long like bands at the high school/college levels. At halftime, we can have a pinata battle for a bunch of kids, like one of those "make this halftime court shot for $10k" things, but make it really massive, and the pinata is whatever our opponents are, so probably a giant snake or something, and the rest of the crowd can chant "BEAT! THAT! SNAKE! BEAT! THAT! SNAKE!" as the kids hit it.

If that fails, then the next obvious spot would be New Mexico. The game day concessions will be the usual Mexican food, tacos, burritos, tortas, etc., but the customers who order it "Christmas Style", i.e. red and green chili at the same time, get a discount. We can keep the same mariachi band, why not? Everything else can be the same as above.

If that fails, then the next best spot is Los Angeles, so that Juno Hu can play in his home city. Guaranteed good weather. Tons of tourist attractions such as traffic, smog, and homeless people. We can STILL KEEP THE MARIACHI BAND AND EVERYTHING ELSE! The savings!