Gio's agent approached him on that fateful Monday morning and said: "Gio, my boy, this movie, It'll skyrocket your career! You won't just be a football player, you'll be an actor, a movie star, a... a... a celebrity!"
Gio was skeptical, but he decided to say "To hell with it" and talk with the people his Agent wanted him to see. Gio put on his best attire and drove to the address of the agency that wanted to make him into a star. He looked at the location- it was beautiful. State of the art technology, fountains, and an amazing atmosphere- but Gio wasn't convinced. He wanted to talk to the agency and see how they were going to turn Gio Bianchi into a worldwide celebrity.
Gio sat down with the agents- a bunch of corporate bigwigs. Gio sensed that they had only come down here to make him feel welcome. Gio thought that once he agreed, they'd dip and try and screw him over. But despite his extreme skepticism, Gio decided to press on with the meeting and see what the team had in store for him.
Then, one of the bigwigs said this: "Well, Gio, I think that we can make you a celebrity by helping you write short, 2,000 word stories about your life- an autobiographical series, if you will. We'll put that on the Player's Tribune or something. Do you like it?"
Gio then walked out of that establishment. Why? Because he had been doing the same thing, on the same site. The agency didn't even bother looking him up to see if he had already done the idea. Gio also fired his agent.
Gio was skeptical, but he decided to say "To hell with it" and talk with the people his Agent wanted him to see. Gio put on his best attire and drove to the address of the agency that wanted to make him into a star. He looked at the location- it was beautiful. State of the art technology, fountains, and an amazing atmosphere- but Gio wasn't convinced. He wanted to talk to the agency and see how they were going to turn Gio Bianchi into a worldwide celebrity.
Gio sat down with the agents- a bunch of corporate bigwigs. Gio sensed that they had only come down here to make him feel welcome. Gio thought that once he agreed, they'd dip and try and screw him over. But despite his extreme skepticism, Gio decided to press on with the meeting and see what the team had in store for him.
Then, one of the bigwigs said this: "Well, Gio, I think that we can make you a celebrity by helping you write short, 2,000 word stories about your life- an autobiographical series, if you will. We'll put that on the Player's Tribune or something. Do you like it?"
Gio then walked out of that establishment. Why? Because he had been doing the same thing, on the same site. The agency didn't even bother looking him up to see if he had already done the idea. Gio also fired his agent.
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