Imagine, you are Nicholas Ayers. Ew, ok stop doing that. Imagine you are instead a radio producer who has worked with ESPN Radio for most of his relevant radio production career, only to get laid off as the COVID-19 pandemic struck the nation. You are searching around looking for a new way to restart your life. You have interviewed with CBS, FOX, NBC, and other big-name radio and television networks, and while they do like you, you don't feel like going back to the same grind. "I need an athlete to be the face of a new talk show, where we combine the serious nature of the gridiron, turf, and court, with the goofiness of 'guys being dudes,'" you say to yourself. That's when you look to the ISFL. Some characters stick out immediately, but to you, they may not work. You fly from city to city asking athletes to star in their own radio show, but they are too busy. As a last-ditch effort, you fly to Honolulu and make a meeting with GMs and your production crew. They initially are skeptical because of contractual things, but they realize that Nicholas Ayers is a great entertainer, his teammates acknowledge that. You make a deal, you get his signature, you buy out a space in downtown Honolulu, and thus begins Ayers@9, a radio show talking about the current topics that plague the sports world, whether it be some kid talking smack to a real quarterback in the ISFL, or big trades involving the switchings of quarterbacks. The people love it, and you land a deal with SiriusXM that allows the program to thrive for many years to come. You are happy, Nick is happy, both of your pockets are happy, and everything is just hunky-dory.

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