(S27) PT4 - Superstar

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Dex Kennedy had high hopes of being a superstar athlete with mainstream appeal. His ravishing looks and Hollywood-tier name should've qualified him to be in at least 3 summer blockbusters for his rookie season. Unfortunately, the Culver City native was relegated to the C-list pretty quickly. After garnering very little attention out of the DSFL and falling to the late-6th round in the ISFL Draft (69th overall but I guess that doesn't mean a thing), Kennedy was barely even a blip on the radars of the long-pocketed media elites who sought to turn him into a super-duper star. Plus he hasn't made the playoffs since S22 when the Grey Ducks' season was STOLEN by the Royals, so it's fair to say people didn't really care about him. Fortunately, a big offseason move to Austin that saw him sign with three other top free agents gave him a bit of clout for a bit of time. He got to do some local commercials, he had his own cereal, there were some rap verses about him (most of which calling him a ringchaser but still plenty of mentions). But with the Copperheads putting up a steaming record of 2-10 through their first 12, Dex Kennedy's ride on the gravy train has since ceased. Truthfully, I don't know when Dex's next big break will be. He kinda sucks. 

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