Little edd, Big edd. The famous movie director, Tarantino, who has gathered quite the cult following in recent decades, approached me, Little edd, one day after my pro day workouts, asking me if I was okay to work with my father for a sappy TV show they had planned. Now, it's not everyday you see father and son in the league, at the same time, especially only 7 years apart after. Well, Tarantino is known for his amazing movies, and amazing movie-making quality production of movies. Now, Tarantino's goal for this sappy film series was to demonstrate the true relationship between Big Edd and Little Edd. They have a pretty complicated father-son dynamic. One is a snorlax, one is a munchlax. Now, how do snorlaxes reproduce, don't ask me. All I know is that Big Edd was a terrible father, he had drinking problems and a chronic addiction to opioids. Being the stud that he was in the ISFL, he often let his body get away from him, which is why he was so big, and that's why they called him Big Edd. When Little Edd was growing up, he was always on the receiving end of his fathers' outburts, so he promised to stay healthy, never drink, and stay little. Tarantino thought this was a great sob story and sappy narrative, so he flew me out and my father to start filming this great relationship story right away.
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