Jackie is a man of many talents, he is not just a quarterback but also an exceptional artist, musician, adult film star, bar owner and collector of stuffed animals. But there is one passion in his life that he holds above all others, topiary! This great love of finding and creating magnificent forms from normally boring bushes has led Jackie to team up with home depot to create his own line of both gardening tools and a TV series on the creation, and maintenance of topiary structures. Firstly the tools, there are a great number of axes, clippers, shears, pruning knives, spades, forks, you name it he put his name one it. And not just his name the guarantee that each one is made from real Damascus steal, after a close personal friend (who totally did not 600 years ago sack Damascus and steal all there steel) had a plentiful supply. Each tool even comes with Jackie's personal logo, which he likes to call "The Randy Bat" which is a bat, ummmm looking very happy shall we say. Now the TV series took some work, there are many less episodes on creating topiary vulvars than Jackie would have like and many more on creating a variety of animals and figures. Originally Jackie wanted the whole show to be on this subject but the producer cut it down to a single episode, with a large warning before it begins. This producer has since disappeared so if you have any news on his location please contact the Austin police.
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