Swantavius Jones was minding his own business after training one day when he got a call. It was a big time TV producer [NAME REDACTED] with a very vague offer. He went down the studio the next morning to discuss it in person. Turns out after selling his soul with about a million sponsorship deals (perhaps you saw the Swantavius Loans commercial or tried one of Dairy Queen's Swantavius Cones), Swanty was hot property. The producer wanted to get his face on TV, and was trying to figure out the best kind of programme to make Jones the star of.
The biggest stumbling block is that Swantavius has made it extremely clear that he will only participate in something outside of the football world if his name can be used as a pun. The producer's efforts to get Swanty to agree to star in a reality show, or even host a game show have been fruitless, because they couldn't come up with a suitable pun to theme the show around.
The only concession Jones has made is to offer to star in a reboot of Game of Thrones, but only if it's named either Swantavius Thrones or Game of Jones. Alas, the producer felt that this is a little out of his control, and the talks ended with no agreement.
The biggest stumbling block is that Swantavius has made it extremely clear that he will only participate in something outside of the football world if his name can be used as a pun. The producer's efforts to get Swanty to agree to star in a reality show, or even host a game show have been fruitless, because they couldn't come up with a suitable pun to theme the show around.
The only concession Jones has made is to offer to star in a reboot of Game of Thrones, but only if it's named either Swantavius Thrones or Game of Jones. Alas, the producer felt that this is a little out of his control, and the talks ended with no agreement.
