On a rainy sunday morning - Heinrich was just about to get started into his day - his phone rang. It was his agent with an idea that would make him famous instantly he told Heinrich. All he had to do was to compete in various weird japanese TV shows, Heinrich instantly liked the idea an agreed, how hard could that be, right.
As it turned out the TV shows were pretty messed up. In his first show he was asked a series of questions. If he answers a question wrong, a man with his bare arse exposed moves towards his face on a platform. If he gets two questions wrong the platform moves in and the bare bottom squishes right into the Heinrichs face.
The second show was much mor enjoyable. The rules were a bit unclear but it appeared to be how far the contestants can slide over girls wearing bikinis, presumably furthest wins.
After this - in his mid great show - came a rather cruel one. He and other contestants had to sit in a library and make as little noise as possible. Each player was given a card, the player that received the skull card is forced to endure cruel and unusual abuse. The punishments vary from getting foot massages and hammers to the groin, having hot tofu placed on your forehead and even tubes of wasabi squeezed up your nose. Players had to face the bizarre torture, whatever it may be, without making a sound. Strangely, in every round Heinrich got the skull card - totally not rigged!
After this show Heinrich was furious. He called his agent and told him he was not gonna do any more shows and that he was fired. It worked though, he got a huge populartiy boost. But if that was worth the pain and humiliation remains to be seen.
As it turned out the TV shows were pretty messed up. In his first show he was asked a series of questions. If he answers a question wrong, a man with his bare arse exposed moves towards his face on a platform. If he gets two questions wrong the platform moves in and the bare bottom squishes right into the Heinrichs face.
The second show was much mor enjoyable. The rules were a bit unclear but it appeared to be how far the contestants can slide over girls wearing bikinis, presumably furthest wins.
After this - in his mid great show - came a rather cruel one. He and other contestants had to sit in a library and make as little noise as possible. Each player was given a card, the player that received the skull card is forced to endure cruel and unusual abuse. The punishments vary from getting foot massages and hammers to the groin, having hot tofu placed on your forehead and even tubes of wasabi squeezed up your nose. Players had to face the bizarre torture, whatever it may be, without making a sound. Strangely, in every round Heinrich got the skull card - totally not rigged!
After this show Heinrich was furious. He called his agent and told him he was not gonna do any more shows and that he was fired. It worked though, he got a huge populartiy boost. But if that was worth the pain and humiliation remains to be seen.
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