(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[SchoolboyShue]

Psh. Easy. Everybody knows Mike Rotchburns is a beast of a man. You ever heard of furious Pete? Weight lifter and competitive eater extraordinaire? Yeah Rotch would put him in the dirt. Both in lifting and in eating. Legend has it the dude benched 500 for the first time when he was 16, and thanks to video recording literally everywhere we know that this unit pushes 750 at his highest and can deadlift a cool half ton. On top of the ridiculous weight lifting, Rotch has an appetite that no one has ever seen. He once ate 12 large pizzas in one sitting, and by once, I mean once a month on his cheat day. This absolute behemoth of a man consumes calories like it’s his job (well, because it is) all while maintaining his clean 245 lbs and elite speed. If I had a camera following me at all times, it would be for my viral YouTube series, weights and plates. If only I could earn some sweet isfl cash from this series, because god knows I need it. Rotch is too busy pumping iron and crushing calories to write his media or have a league job, otherwise he’d be the premier running back in the league.