(S2) - PT #2 - Locker Personalization

[Durden]

My locker room consists of things that help me get through my pre game ritual and get me focused on the game.

The first thing in my locker is my old Tamagotchi. I love keeping that dumb thing alive. Even when it gets all pissy, I take care of that thing. It gets me focused on the little things and makes me slow down.

The next thing is my little statue of Jobu. He speaks to me and gives me confidence to find the holes in the opposing team's mind and spirit, which allows me to manipulate that physically.

The third thing in my locker is a whoopee cushion. I found it accidentally in my stall when I first came to San Jose. I don't know why it was there but I'm assuming someone just wanted to leave me a nice welcoming gift. I kept it as a memory of my first day in the locker room. Really, I just haven't taken it home.

And the last thing in my locker is my anabolic steroid and fresh needles. Wait... those are illegal? WHAT THE HELL @RainDelay, I thought you said they'd keep me awake during games!? ... Now I've gotta dump all this. Jesus RD...