Item Number One: Trump Athletics Josh Bercovici "The Gunslinger" Poster
- yes Josh has his very own poster of himself front and center in his locker. The proud member of Trump Athletics is also required by contract to show display Trump Athletics memorabilia.
Item Number Two: Empty Jack Daniels Bottles
- we aren't sure if these bottles are emptied before games, or if they are consumed afterwards to help deal with the pain from all the hits he takes every game. Either way, it's fairly clear Josh is an alcoholic and doesn't give a fuck if you know or not.
Item Number Three: Escort Calling Cards
- yes, this is Vegas and Josh has several escort services calling cards pinned on his locker walls. "Sometimes I get lazy and don't feel like going out and playing the game, but I still need that cooter, so i just pay for it and easy peezy."
Item Number Four: Vicadin Pain Killers
- likely washed down with Jack Daniels. Someone get this guy an offensive line.
Item Number Five: A picture of Orlando Pace
- clearly a signal to Legion management that he needs some gotdamn offensive line protection, because at this rate their massive investment in Josh isn't gonna work out when he can barely walk. Hopefully they take notice and bring him a stud to watch his back.
- yes Josh has his very own poster of himself front and center in his locker. The proud member of Trump Athletics is also required by contract to show display Trump Athletics memorabilia.
Item Number Two: Empty Jack Daniels Bottles
- we aren't sure if these bottles are emptied before games, or if they are consumed afterwards to help deal with the pain from all the hits he takes every game. Either way, it's fairly clear Josh is an alcoholic and doesn't give a fuck if you know or not.
Item Number Three: Escort Calling Cards
- yes, this is Vegas and Josh has several escort services calling cards pinned on his locker walls. "Sometimes I get lazy and don't feel like going out and playing the game, but I still need that cooter, so i just pay for it and easy peezy."
Item Number Four: Vicadin Pain Killers
- likely washed down with Jack Daniels. Someone get this guy an offensive line.
Item Number Five: A picture of Orlando Pace
- clearly a signal to Legion management that he needs some gotdamn offensive line protection, because at this rate their massive investment in Josh isn't gonna work out when he can barely walk. Hopefully they take notice and bring him a stud to watch his back.
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