(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[xenosthelegend]

Jake Fencik was approached by a strange Russian man on the street one day who asked him if he wanted to be on a cooking show. Ignoring all of the red flags, Fencik accepted the man's offer. Turns out Fencik was right to ignore the red flags as the man hosted an actual cooking show, and Fencik was one of the next ones to cook on it. The show was not just any cooking show though, it was a cooking competition, and one where people used their superhuman skills outside of the kitchen inside the kitchen. Fencik's superhuman skill was kicking things really far and accurately, so he decided to make the one thing that came to mind, a fruit tart. Fencik stood 40 yards away from his tart shell, and punted many fruits into the shell, not missing a single one. Deciding this was not enough Fencik decided to make something else, a drink. To create this drink Fencik came up with another way to incorporate his skill, he would kick the fruit so hard that all of the liquid came out of it, and fell into the glass. His impressive display of his skill, and the taste of the tart and drink was good enough to win him the competition on that episode.