(S27) PT4 - Superstar

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Big Slammu is in the midst of his 2nd season in the International Simulation Football League. Big Slammu has had 9 times the amount of sacks he had in his rookie season, and just had a game where he had 3 sacks in a game. His current career high. Outside of his great play in football, he is one of the most charismatic individuals in the ISFL. He is a total media darling, and is one of most recognizable players in the ISFL. A new reality show has been proposed with Big Slammu as the center piece. It will deal with all aspects of his life, including fighting crime, his dating life, his work out regime and so on. Big Slammu is still fighting crime with his brother sharks and that takes up a lot of his time. His dating life is healthy as many girls are dying for that shark bod and want some half shark babies. While Big Slammu works out for football, he mostly does it for the girls. Big Slammu is kinda of a meathead, and his motivations for football revolve around fame, money, girls and glory, but not necessarily for love of the game. It is certainly controversial, especially for the old guys, but that's what sells. Big Slammu's reality show should be a big success.

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