For great performances, I have to shoutout the GOAT kicker, Gluteus Maximus. The #1 kicker in the DSFL, the strongest of them all. This guy may not be accurate, but what he lacks in accuracy he makes up for and more in kick power. He's made 6 50+ yarders, when no other kicker has even made more than 2. Gluteus Maximus is so strong his coach made him attempt 11 of those long FGs. He hit the longest FG of the year, at 54 yards. In week 12, Maximus scored 13 points for his team, going 3/4 on FGs and 4/4 on XPs. On the defensive side of the ball, we have Mills Wallace, who is making a strong case for DEOTY, but Bean Beanman will probably run away with that award. Mills has 18 TFLs, which is first for any DL by lot, and 2nd to only a Tijuana LB. Wallace has 8 sacks, good for 4th in the league, but 3rd in DEs. He also had 3 FFs, so this dude is just an all around playmaker. Minny has some great players in the secondary, with Gath and Chuggs leading that defense. There's a reason why Minnesota has the most turnovers in the league. They also lead the league in sacks and safeties, so just a great, playmaking defense. It's no surprise why they are the #1 scoring defense with these kinds of playmakers.

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