(S27) PT5 - Highlight Reel

[SchwarzNarr]

This is the story of how Melvin the Moose prayed to the Fairy Penguinfather for 3 sacks, 1 int, and a safety in Week 11 against Baltimore.

Once upon a time there was a moose, and he was the most majestic moose in all of the land. When the moose went to play football, he begged of his fairy penguinfather that he would have a good game. Well, the eleventh week of the ISFL came, and the moose had not had quite a majestic game yet, and so the fairy penguinfather said “In the first quarter, you will do things.” The first quarter against Baltimore came around and the moose only had one pass deflection. So he begged the fairy penguinfather again for more stats. The second quarter rolled around and the moose had a sack and a safety - the first points he scored this season. Well, the moose was still very sad about his stats, so during half time he begged and pleaded with the fairy penguinfather and said, “Please Mr. Adelie, please give me more stats.” So the fairy penguinfather obliged. In the third quarter of the game, the moose had a pass deflection, a tackle and one more sack! Pleased with his progress so far, the moose just hoped and thought and wished so hard for one more great quarter of the game, to finish things off. After a measly little tackle, the moose stole the ball from the Baltimore players! Interception! He even made it 10 yards down the field. While some might say that the moose had earned enough stats for the night, the moose didn’t think so, and he had another massive sack on his former teammate to end the game.