I think the brother's girlfriend's analysis is the best. Also surprised this didn't happen:
BALTIMORE HAWKS
Were they real?: NO
What’s you reasoning?: “Never heard of them”
COLORADO YETI
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Shouldn't it be Yetis"
PHILADELPHIA LIBERTY
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Not really a footbally name.”
YELLOWKNIFE WRAITHS
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Why yellow knife?”
ARIZONA OUTLAWS
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “That guy looks mean”
LAS VEGAS LEGION
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “I don't think I’ve heard of them before.”
ORANGE COUNTY OTTERS
Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Bork do you need something?”
SAN JOSE SABERCATS
Were they real?: GTFO BORK
What’s your reasoning?: “Can you go away?”
My conclusion is that you have a nicer family than me.

Were they real?: NO
What’s you reasoning?: “Never heard of them”

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Shouldn't it be Yetis"

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Not really a footbally name.”

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Why yellow knife?”

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “That guy looks mean”

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “I don't think I’ve heard of them before.”

Were they real?: NO
What’s your reasoning?: “Bork do you need something?”

Were they real?: GTFO BORK
What’s your reasoning?: “Can you go away?”
My conclusion is that you have a nicer family than me.