Like many linemen, Jogn Floggity is known in the Yellowknife locker room as a prolific snacker. Going from an upbringing in Lousiana, and spending 4 years in Hawaii, has lead the interior lineman to an expectation that isn't able to be fulfilled by local diners and restauarents.
"I swear to God he has a whole kitchen set up in his locker. One we were coming back from a workout and I thought I smelled soup. Shouldn't have brought it up - Jogn rips open his locker, there's a full pot of gumbo in there on a camp stove. Then he started ranting for half an hour about why thickened soup should be punishable by death. He had a projector in there! With a powerpoint presentation!" an anonymous source told CBC North. "At first I was just sticking around out of politeness, but I got a taste of it afterwards, and that was some good soup. Still, no wonder half the team has requested to have him move his locker away. I think he's at the end with Zobot now?"
It's not all jambalaya and boudin stinking up the end of the row at Burial Field - Jogn has taken to snacking on muktuk - diced, breaded, whale blubber deep fried. "Don't hate it till you try it. Keeps me warm in the winter, and I've only gained 50 pounds in my time here"
"I swear to God he has a whole kitchen set up in his locker. One we were coming back from a workout and I thought I smelled soup. Shouldn't have brought it up - Jogn rips open his locker, there's a full pot of gumbo in there on a camp stove. Then he started ranting for half an hour about why thickened soup should be punishable by death. He had a projector in there! With a powerpoint presentation!" an anonymous source told CBC North. "At first I was just sticking around out of politeness, but I got a taste of it afterwards, and that was some good soup. Still, no wonder half the team has requested to have him move his locker away. I think he's at the end with Zobot now?"
It's not all jambalaya and boudin stinking up the end of the row at Burial Field - Jogn has taken to snacking on muktuk - diced, breaded, whale blubber deep fried. "Don't hate it till you try it. Keeps me warm in the winter, and I've only gained 50 pounds in my time here"
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