7) This task is exclusive to non-recreate rookies of the S28 class and later. In 400 words or more, how has your experience been in the league? Who have you met that has made your time here more fun, friendly, and exciting? Have you been satisfied with your player’s early start? What was it like being drafted for the first time? Do you have any comments or suggestions for the entire league that you think should be implemented?
This season is my first experience with any sim league and so far I am loving it. It has been more fun than I could have imagined coming in. I thought that I was just going to be a casual player but that has changed. The community encouraged me to become more involved and that has made my time a lot more fun. I’ve met some great people here. I love all my fellow Duckies. I get along especially well garagg9 and painted. They are very involved users and that, in turn, makes me want to do more. We bounce ideas off each other, joke about the league, and overall just have a great time. I didn’t expect to actually make any friends when I joined so this has been a pleasant surprise that has made my time here much more enjoyable.
My player’s start in the league is partly what has motivated me to be more involved as well. It was disappointing because, even as the top TE in the draft class, my player struggled to receive much playing time because there was a better send down in the lineup. Not wanting my player to ride the bench, I set out to take a starting spot for myself. I threw myself into writing articles and doing graphics to earn money for the best gear. Through this work I managed to surpass the TPE of my rival TE. I expect next season to be a big one for Bender Rodriguez.
The DSFL draft was interesting for me. Being a noob, I thought that earning TPE was the most important thing to increase my draft stock. So I put my effort into that instead of interacting with the community. I had joined a team's locker room but didn’t say a lot. The discord notifications were blowing up my phone so I muted it and figured that I would check in on it. Well I completely forgot about it and ended up ignoring all of the scouts trying to get a hold of me. Oof. My stock fell hard and I was picked 43OA. I was disappointed but looking back on it, it was a great thing because I ended up a Grey Duck. The community is wonderful and I honestly wouldn’t want to be on any other team.
I am looking forward to the upcoming draft as I have actually engaged the scouts and hopefully displayed my commitment as a user. Look for a great story as I aspire to go from a 4th round pick in the DSFL to a 1st rounder in the ISFL!
Words = 435
25) How or where would you celebrate with your teammates after winning an Ultimus or Ultimini?
Bender has been planning his championship party for as long as ever since he got into the league. Every Year, he rents out the Slurm Factory in anticipation of his victory. He has yet to achieve it but this vision allows him to drive on. He will party with Slurms MacKenzie, the original party worm! Slurm is the mascot of Bender’ favorite drink (non-alcoholic that is). The plan is to take all of his friends and teammates on a party tour of the fabled Slurm Factory. The river of slurm that runs through the factory would be spiked with alcohol. The Grunka Lunkas would be given a night off from the toils of their work and allowed to party with the guests. Everyone will have all the cigars, alcohol, and Slurm they could dream of. The highlight of the party would be allowing everyone to drink some fresh Slurm, straight from the Slurm Queen. She would only be fed fermented Wompas berries to make her Slurm nice and alcoholic. Bender will kick off the night by doing a keg-stand straight from the tail of the queen herself. His goal: to drink until he reboots. The only thing he wants to remember is seeing Slurms Mackenzie saying “Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle! Let's party!”
Words = 209
30) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or totally fraudulent mail-in ballots. Whatever rookies get up to these days.
While Bender was temporarily exiled on Neptune for attempting to scam earth of all its prized positions, he was attacked by a group of Yetis. After he fending off the attackers, he noticed a binder lying on the ground. He flipped through it and found the following report:
"Scouting report for Yetiman Beardstein, OL. Rawr. Even though we are a Yeti-only football league, we must take a look at this so-called Yeti-man from earth. His skills as a Yetiball player are too great to pass up even if he lives on a planet with humans. Rawr. Yetiman is an athletic lineman that loves to eat. Rawr. Pancakes are his favorite meal. Nothing can stop his appetite for them. His Yeti size has allowed Yetiman to completely dominate humans when he plays the human version of Yetiball. Rawr. In combination with the intellect he has developed by being around humans, he will be a ferocious player in the Yetiball league. He is fast for a yeti and his shoving skills are unmatched. We have even seen him run through an opposing player. No, literally run through. The only thing left of the player were his cleats. He received a 5 yard penalty. Rawr. We must get our hands on this yeti. He is the type of player that you do not want to sleep on. We have to draft him before commits to that human Yetiball league. Rawr and out."
Words = 239
This season is my first experience with any sim league and so far I am loving it. It has been more fun than I could have imagined coming in. I thought that I was just going to be a casual player but that has changed. The community encouraged me to become more involved and that has made my time a lot more fun. I’ve met some great people here. I love all my fellow Duckies. I get along especially well garagg9 and painted. They are very involved users and that, in turn, makes me want to do more. We bounce ideas off each other, joke about the league, and overall just have a great time. I didn’t expect to actually make any friends when I joined so this has been a pleasant surprise that has made my time here much more enjoyable.
My player’s start in the league is partly what has motivated me to be more involved as well. It was disappointing because, even as the top TE in the draft class, my player struggled to receive much playing time because there was a better send down in the lineup. Not wanting my player to ride the bench, I set out to take a starting spot for myself. I threw myself into writing articles and doing graphics to earn money for the best gear. Through this work I managed to surpass the TPE of my rival TE. I expect next season to be a big one for Bender Rodriguez.
The DSFL draft was interesting for me. Being a noob, I thought that earning TPE was the most important thing to increase my draft stock. So I put my effort into that instead of interacting with the community. I had joined a team's locker room but didn’t say a lot. The discord notifications were blowing up my phone so I muted it and figured that I would check in on it. Well I completely forgot about it and ended up ignoring all of the scouts trying to get a hold of me. Oof. My stock fell hard and I was picked 43OA. I was disappointed but looking back on it, it was a great thing because I ended up a Grey Duck. The community is wonderful and I honestly wouldn’t want to be on any other team.
I am looking forward to the upcoming draft as I have actually engaged the scouts and hopefully displayed my commitment as a user. Look for a great story as I aspire to go from a 4th round pick in the DSFL to a 1st rounder in the ISFL!
Words = 435
25) How or where would you celebrate with your teammates after winning an Ultimus or Ultimini?
Bender has been planning his championship party for as long as ever since he got into the league. Every Year, he rents out the Slurm Factory in anticipation of his victory. He has yet to achieve it but this vision allows him to drive on. He will party with Slurms MacKenzie, the original party worm! Slurm is the mascot of Bender’ favorite drink (non-alcoholic that is). The plan is to take all of his friends and teammates on a party tour of the fabled Slurm Factory. The river of slurm that runs through the factory would be spiked with alcohol. The Grunka Lunkas would be given a night off from the toils of their work and allowed to party with the guests. Everyone will have all the cigars, alcohol, and Slurm they could dream of. The highlight of the party would be allowing everyone to drink some fresh Slurm, straight from the Slurm Queen. She would only be fed fermented Wompas berries to make her Slurm nice and alcoholic. Bender will kick off the night by doing a keg-stand straight from the tail of the queen herself. His goal: to drink until he reboots. The only thing he wants to remember is seeing Slurms Mackenzie saying “Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle! Let's party!”
Words = 209
30) Make a scouting report for any of the ISFL or DSFL draftees. Show their stats, abilities, TPE, highlights, or totally fraudulent mail-in ballots. Whatever rookies get up to these days.
While Bender was temporarily exiled on Neptune for attempting to scam earth of all its prized positions, he was attacked by a group of Yetis. After he fending off the attackers, he noticed a binder lying on the ground. He flipped through it and found the following report:
"Scouting report for Yetiman Beardstein, OL. Rawr. Even though we are a Yeti-only football league, we must take a look at this so-called Yeti-man from earth. His skills as a Yetiball player are too great to pass up even if he lives on a planet with humans. Rawr. Yetiman is an athletic lineman that loves to eat. Rawr. Pancakes are his favorite meal. Nothing can stop his appetite for them. His Yeti size has allowed Yetiman to completely dominate humans when he plays the human version of Yetiball. Rawr. In combination with the intellect he has developed by being around humans, he will be a ferocious player in the Yetiball league. He is fast for a yeti and his shoving skills are unmatched. We have even seen him run through an opposing player. No, literally run through. The only thing left of the player were his cleats. He received a 5 yard penalty. Rawr. We must get our hands on this yeti. He is the type of player that you do not want to sleep on. We have to draft him before commits to that human Yetiball league. Rawr and out."
Words = 239
"I'm gonna start my own league with blackjack and hookers"
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