SHL Affiliate - 2.5 TPE
16) Now that the bank will translate my ISFL dollars into real money, the first thing I’m going to do is spend all my free time writing media. I’ve been a bad, lazy member and really need to get my bank account up to pay for weekly training but now that I can also make some real cash I will be fully motivated to really earn. The first thing I would do is swap my remaining ~$1M of ISFL cash into $500k of real dolla bills. I would spend $200k of that on a down payment on a house and invest the rest in the stock market (likely ETFs) to have some income to make mortgage payments. Having a house and some security to keep paying for it would really be a wonderful thing and I’d be very grateful for the ISFL to actually make this happen. After this point and I really start pumping out media, I would keep cashing out 50-75% of my ISFL money and become a full time investor in public stocks and private companies. I would really enjoy spending my leisure time doing personal research on companies and industries and making high conviction investments in companies I think will do well.
19) LeBong Simwell made huge headlines this week for his romantic escapades. The house of cards he had built with multiple famous women finally came crashing down when a TMZ reporter exposed him going out with a different famous woman for 12 straight days. The article TMZ eventually dropped has been the most viewed article of all time and in fact 40% of earth’s population has read it, which is impressive considering language barriers and how many people are elderly or children. The first night LeBong went out with Kim Kardashian and was seen dismissing Kanye as he picked her up from their shared mansion. The second night LeBong was caught canoodling with Michelle Obama, yet the two maintain they are just friends. The next night the TMZ sleuth saw LeBong taking Justin Bieber’s mom out to a seafood dinner, but it appears he dined and dashed and left her with the bill. The fourth night LeBong somehow managed to split time with both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen without them catching on to his shenanigans. The fifth night LeBong was seen making out Paris Hilton, hardly notable these days. The next night LeBong was spotted tap dancing with Taylor Swift – a song about the night is already in the works. LeBong was then seen out to dinner with Brittney Spears and her dad. The next 5 nights LeBong was spotted with various up and coming LA models.
20) With the recent decimation of the New Orleans Secondline backfield, LeBong Simwell has been tapped to play Running Back. It’s almost certainly a questionable choice, given the size, girth and lack of skills LeBong has shown to date. But New Orleans is desperate and LeBong has only had a mediocre season the D Line so he won’t really be missed there. Every other position is too valuable to convert, so LeBong is being employed as an absolute tank power back. His relative speed and quickness, standing at 70 and 80 respectively, will ensure he gets back to the line of scrimmage before finding any defenders. His Pass Blocking leaves a lot to be desired at 1, so don’t expect this hunk of meat to be staying home on pass plays. His Strength is surely what gets him the starting nod at RB, as at 95 he can blow up most Line Backers with his thick strong arms. He isn’t the smartest player with a 51 intelligence, so grasping the playbook is certainly going to be a challenge. He also isn’t the best pass catching back with only 50 hands, but that is ok because New Orleans is converting their entire offensive playbook to a 3.5 YPC wishbone rushing attack.
16) Now that the bank will translate my ISFL dollars into real money, the first thing I’m going to do is spend all my free time writing media. I’ve been a bad, lazy member and really need to get my bank account up to pay for weekly training but now that I can also make some real cash I will be fully motivated to really earn. The first thing I would do is swap my remaining ~$1M of ISFL cash into $500k of real dolla bills. I would spend $200k of that on a down payment on a house and invest the rest in the stock market (likely ETFs) to have some income to make mortgage payments. Having a house and some security to keep paying for it would really be a wonderful thing and I’d be very grateful for the ISFL to actually make this happen. After this point and I really start pumping out media, I would keep cashing out 50-75% of my ISFL money and become a full time investor in public stocks and private companies. I would really enjoy spending my leisure time doing personal research on companies and industries and making high conviction investments in companies I think will do well.
19) LeBong Simwell made huge headlines this week for his romantic escapades. The house of cards he had built with multiple famous women finally came crashing down when a TMZ reporter exposed him going out with a different famous woman for 12 straight days. The article TMZ eventually dropped has been the most viewed article of all time and in fact 40% of earth’s population has read it, which is impressive considering language barriers and how many people are elderly or children. The first night LeBong went out with Kim Kardashian and was seen dismissing Kanye as he picked her up from their shared mansion. The second night LeBong was caught canoodling with Michelle Obama, yet the two maintain they are just friends. The next night the TMZ sleuth saw LeBong taking Justin Bieber’s mom out to a seafood dinner, but it appears he dined and dashed and left her with the bill. The fourth night LeBong somehow managed to split time with both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen without them catching on to his shenanigans. The fifth night LeBong was seen making out Paris Hilton, hardly notable these days. The next night LeBong was spotted tap dancing with Taylor Swift – a song about the night is already in the works. LeBong was then seen out to dinner with Brittney Spears and her dad. The next 5 nights LeBong was spotted with various up and coming LA models.
20) With the recent decimation of the New Orleans Secondline backfield, LeBong Simwell has been tapped to play Running Back. It’s almost certainly a questionable choice, given the size, girth and lack of skills LeBong has shown to date. But New Orleans is desperate and LeBong has only had a mediocre season the D Line so he won’t really be missed there. Every other position is too valuable to convert, so LeBong is being employed as an absolute tank power back. His relative speed and quickness, standing at 70 and 80 respectively, will ensure he gets back to the line of scrimmage before finding any defenders. His Pass Blocking leaves a lot to be desired at 1, so don’t expect this hunk of meat to be staying home on pass plays. His Strength is surely what gets him the starting nod at RB, as at 95 he can blow up most Line Backers with his thick strong arms. He isn’t the smartest player with a 51 intelligence, so grasping the playbook is certainly going to be a challenge. He also isn’t the best pass catching back with only 50 hands, but that is ok because New Orleans is converting their entire offensive playbook to a 3.5 YPC wishbone rushing attack.
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LeBong's first ISFL Sack
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