Tier 3 - SHL Affiliate 03/08-03/18
SHL Affiliate (jackkmart)
Tier 3 - 16
Well, after my most recent weekly training I have been left with 300,000 USD in my account. Don't laugh. Please. I would withdraw all of it leaving me with 150,000 USD. This sum is great and all but comparatively less than most others would be able to withdraw. Regardless, I fancy myself to be a little creative so let's spend this money.
The first purchase is pretty boring and acts as more of a setup for my second purchase but I would set aside about 36 grand for rent for the next 2-3 years while I'm in university so I can have a nice ass apartment all to myself.
Secondly, now that I have my own apartment for a long period of time I would buy, drum roll please, a really nice bidet. I think my budget for this item would be somewhere between 500 to 3000 USD. This may seem odd but it has been a goal of mine for many years since my first experience with one about 9 years ago.
Now that my single most important life goal has been checked off I have about 100-110 thousand dollars still to play with. I honestly have no other desires at this point so I'd probably just put it into a couple of different retirement/ investment plans so that I can buy even more bidets if I make it to 65 years old!
236 Words
Tier 3 - 17
The most popular items at Minnesota home games all consist of Chinese imported duck. That may seem weird at first, you may ask; "why would you want to eat your own mascot?!". Well, allow me to explain.
Primarily, the Minnesota fans aren't eating their own mascot at the games, a Grey Duck a somewhat fictional species of duck is not the same as a Mandarin Duck, assuming they are the same animal is borderline offensive.
Secondly, the profit margin on the duck-based food items is off the charts, just ask CC! China has a well-documented over-population problem with mandarin ducks and other species meaning the organization can import them on the cheap and markup like crazy. Big profits!
Third, and almost most importantly, duck is delicious! Would you rather a slow-braised, well seasoned, and marinated duck taco, or some lame ass taco with a stale bun and a hotdog that tastes like boiled water. I know which one I'd go for.
Finally, the sheer diversity of items one can extract from one animal is astounding. Tacos, sandwiches, fried duck breast, duck burgers, duck flavored beer (IDK the logistics I'm just making suggestions), duck wings, etc. You name it, we've got it. You'll never go hungry at a Ducks home game.
Unless you don't like duck then we really don't have any other food options so you should probably plan ahead and bring some snacks.
234 Words
Tier 3 - 23
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SHL Affiliate (jackkmart)
Tier 3 - 16
Well, after my most recent weekly training I have been left with 300,000 USD in my account. Don't laugh. Please. I would withdraw all of it leaving me with 150,000 USD. This sum is great and all but comparatively less than most others would be able to withdraw. Regardless, I fancy myself to be a little creative so let's spend this money.
The first purchase is pretty boring and acts as more of a setup for my second purchase but I would set aside about 36 grand for rent for the next 2-3 years while I'm in university so I can have a nice ass apartment all to myself.
Secondly, now that I have my own apartment for a long period of time I would buy, drum roll please, a really nice bidet. I think my budget for this item would be somewhere between 500 to 3000 USD. This may seem odd but it has been a goal of mine for many years since my first experience with one about 9 years ago.
Now that my single most important life goal has been checked off I have about 100-110 thousand dollars still to play with. I honestly have no other desires at this point so I'd probably just put it into a couple of different retirement/ investment plans so that I can buy even more bidets if I make it to 65 years old!
236 Words
Tier 3 - 17
The most popular items at Minnesota home games all consist of Chinese imported duck. That may seem weird at first, you may ask; "why would you want to eat your own mascot?!". Well, allow me to explain.
Primarily, the Minnesota fans aren't eating their own mascot at the games, a Grey Duck a somewhat fictional species of duck is not the same as a Mandarin Duck, assuming they are the same animal is borderline offensive.
Secondly, the profit margin on the duck-based food items is off the charts, just ask CC! China has a well-documented over-population problem with mandarin ducks and other species meaning the organization can import them on the cheap and markup like crazy. Big profits!
Third, and almost most importantly, duck is delicious! Would you rather a slow-braised, well seasoned, and marinated duck taco, or some lame ass taco with a stale bun and a hotdog that tastes like boiled water. I know which one I'd go for.
Finally, the sheer diversity of items one can extract from one animal is astounding. Tacos, sandwiches, fried duck breast, duck burgers, duck flavored beer (IDK the logistics I'm just making suggestions), duck wings, etc. You name it, we've got it. You'll never go hungry at a Ducks home game.
Unless you don't like duck then we really don't have any other food options so you should probably plan ahead and bring some snacks.
234 Words
Tier 3 - 23
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