For my Ulitmus Week Task I am going to opt for option 2 and tell you about my draft class (season twenty four), who was an unexpected steal and why certain players I believe will make the hall of fame and if they do not they will at least make a strong push. The players I am going to focus on for this piece are none other than my fellow turtles (Buster Bawls the fullback, Tony Yeboah the safety, Xmus Flaxon Jaxon – Waxon the safety come defensive end and myself Jeeeeroy Lenkins the cornerback and steal of the draft) and possibly an honourable mention for Raylan Crowder who invited us to join the league if I am toiling for words.
All of us entered the league in what I believe is the second biggest draft in the Interantional Simulation Football Leagues history and our class had one hundred and fifteen players enter the ISFL.
I will start off writing about Buster Bawls, he in my opinion is an absolute certainty to be the first out and out fullback to be entered into the hall of fame, none of this power running back nonsense that certain players have ran (Nakamura). He was original built as a power back but was a fullback at heart. Buster (dubbed the Raphael of us) entered the league at pick seventy three in the DSFL draft joining the Portland Pythons. In Buster’s first season with the Portland Pythons he only managed eighteen rushes for eighty yards averaging just over four yards per carry. Where Buster stood out from the rest of the rookies from the season twenty four draft class was that he had twenty pancakes and only allowed one sack in his fourteen games, he was also a threat in the passing game. Buster Bawls impressed that much for the Portland Pythons is his first season he was drafted by the New York Silverbacks at pick seventy one in the season twenty five International Simulation Football League and was immediately called up. In his maiden season he rushed for four hundred and fifty yards and two touchdowns. Since that debut season he has gone from strength to strength and I know he is very well thought of in the New York Silverbacks locker room, this was evidenced when he got his contract extension last season. Like I say lock big Buster Bawls in to the hall of fame as the first real fullback.
Tony Yeboah was the first of the turtles drafted in to the league at pick thirty nine, I highly the General Managers of the Kansas City Coyotes expected they were drafting the player who would take their job at this pick but that is exactly what they did. Tony had a blistering start to his career with the coyotes and in his debut season he tallied up sixty eight tackles and six sacks and lead the team to a rather underwhelming six and eight season. The biggest disappointment of this season is no doubt the three game lose streak they ended their season with that ultimately cost them their playoff spot. Tony Yeboah was selected at pick twenty nine in the International Simulation Football League by the Baltimore Hawks. He spent another season down with the Kansas City Coyotes after being drafted. Ultimately his efforts in supporting the Kansas City Coyotes Ultimini were in vain as the team stumbled across to a seven and seven record. Despite his teams failings he tallied up an impressive sixty seven tackles, eleven sacks and one interception. Yeboah was called up to the Baltimore Hawks but his stay with the team turned rather sour after an unsuccessful bid to become co General Manager. Yeboah is no plying his trade for the Austin Copperheads and is going to be a big part of their resurgence in the coming seasons.
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon - Waxon pick forty by the Norrfolk Seawolves (you know the team who’s logo looks like a dildo). Once again another turtle that has gone on to be a General Manager of the team that drafted him. Xmus had a more impressive debut season than Tony Yeboah racking up seventy five tackles and six sacks in his first season in the league. He was drafted at pick twenty eight (the highest pick of all four turtles) by the San Jose Sabercats. This is another turtle who did not have a necessarily happy time at the team where he would make his International Simulation Football League. He changed position and gained a shit ton of weight to move from Safety to Defensive End but still received no love from his teams General Manager’s. Whether that was due to cap issues or they just did not rate him I do not know. He now ply’s his trade for the Colardo Yeti and will be coming up against me twice a year minimum for the foreseeable.
I’ve reached my target of eight hundred words so do not need to write much more. I Jeeeeroy Lenkins pick seventy four the Minnesota Grey Ducks and was the steal of the draft. Raylan Crowder was pick six in the DSFL draft, will also be a strong contender for the hall of fame and I am happy to say I am his biggest regret in this league. He told everyone that was willing to listen that I would be going inactive and tanked my draft stock. I am the highest earner of the four turtles and if it was not for him I reckon the Copperheads would have drafted me before Berlin did with pick fifty seven.
All of us entered the league in what I believe is the second biggest draft in the Interantional Simulation Football Leagues history and our class had one hundred and fifteen players enter the ISFL.
I will start off writing about Buster Bawls, he in my opinion is an absolute certainty to be the first out and out fullback to be entered into the hall of fame, none of this power running back nonsense that certain players have ran (Nakamura). He was original built as a power back but was a fullback at heart. Buster (dubbed the Raphael of us) entered the league at pick seventy three in the DSFL draft joining the Portland Pythons. In Buster’s first season with the Portland Pythons he only managed eighteen rushes for eighty yards averaging just over four yards per carry. Where Buster stood out from the rest of the rookies from the season twenty four draft class was that he had twenty pancakes and only allowed one sack in his fourteen games, he was also a threat in the passing game. Buster Bawls impressed that much for the Portland Pythons is his first season he was drafted by the New York Silverbacks at pick seventy one in the season twenty five International Simulation Football League and was immediately called up. In his maiden season he rushed for four hundred and fifty yards and two touchdowns. Since that debut season he has gone from strength to strength and I know he is very well thought of in the New York Silverbacks locker room, this was evidenced when he got his contract extension last season. Like I say lock big Buster Bawls in to the hall of fame as the first real fullback.
Tony Yeboah was the first of the turtles drafted in to the league at pick thirty nine, I highly the General Managers of the Kansas City Coyotes expected they were drafting the player who would take their job at this pick but that is exactly what they did. Tony had a blistering start to his career with the coyotes and in his debut season he tallied up sixty eight tackles and six sacks and lead the team to a rather underwhelming six and eight season. The biggest disappointment of this season is no doubt the three game lose streak they ended their season with that ultimately cost them their playoff spot. Tony Yeboah was selected at pick twenty nine in the International Simulation Football League by the Baltimore Hawks. He spent another season down with the Kansas City Coyotes after being drafted. Ultimately his efforts in supporting the Kansas City Coyotes Ultimini were in vain as the team stumbled across to a seven and seven record. Despite his teams failings he tallied up an impressive sixty seven tackles, eleven sacks and one interception. Yeboah was called up to the Baltimore Hawks but his stay with the team turned rather sour after an unsuccessful bid to become co General Manager. Yeboah is no plying his trade for the Austin Copperheads and is going to be a big part of their resurgence in the coming seasons.
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon - Waxon pick forty by the Norrfolk Seawolves (you know the team who’s logo looks like a dildo). Once again another turtle that has gone on to be a General Manager of the team that drafted him. Xmus had a more impressive debut season than Tony Yeboah racking up seventy five tackles and six sacks in his first season in the league. He was drafted at pick twenty eight (the highest pick of all four turtles) by the San Jose Sabercats. This is another turtle who did not have a necessarily happy time at the team where he would make his International Simulation Football League. He changed position and gained a shit ton of weight to move from Safety to Defensive End but still received no love from his teams General Manager’s. Whether that was due to cap issues or they just did not rate him I do not know. He now ply’s his trade for the Colardo Yeti and will be coming up against me twice a year minimum for the foreseeable.
I’ve reached my target of eight hundred words so do not need to write much more. I Jeeeeroy Lenkins pick seventy four the Minnesota Grey Ducks and was the steal of the draft. Raylan Crowder was pick six in the DSFL draft, will also be a strong contender for the hall of fame and I am happy to say I am his biggest regret in this league. He told everyone that was willing to listen that I would be going inactive and tanked my draft stock. I am the highest earner of the four turtles and if it was not for him I reckon the Copperheads would have drafted me before Berlin did with pick fifty seven.
