#16:
This was easy – I would take out 3 million in real dollars to donate to animals with less fortunate horns than my own. I’m talking about RHINOS. These beautiful bashful beasts have been hunted for far too long for their majestic ivory. Whether people hunt them for sport or to sell their horns as an aphrodisiac, the ends do not justify the means of wiping out an entire species! In only the past 10 years, we have lost over 9 thousand African rhinos to poaching. Although these numbers have been declining since 2015, we still lose more than one rhino a day. I want my money to support rhino conservationists by enabling them to train new rangers and equip them with whatever tools they need to stop poaching. I hope that, through my donation, organizations like Save the Rhino can purchase more drones to aid in monitoring crashes (groups) of rhinos and tracking of the animals. Or perhaps the funding can go toward improving IVF to accelerate repopulation of the more endangered species of rhinos. All these campaigns about saving the whales and the bees are good too, but I relate more to the rhinos. We’re both big, have sensitive feet, and our farts smell like sulfur. I just can’t help but want to protect their horns…
#26:
Moonlight – Will Pan: Most of my pump up music is rap music, but I realized most of my favorite rappers are form VA. But I gotta rep my home state, WV, so I googled “rappers from West Virginia” and the Wikipedia page is literally two entries long: DJ Cocoa Chanelle and this guy. It does kinda slap though.
Children’s Crusade – Sting: a wistful song about the horrors of WWI really gets an OL like me in the mood to go to work in the trenches
American Pie: I am 6’3 315 pounds. And like pie.
Here Comes the Boom – Nelly: Really brings me back to middle school football season, about four concussions ago and when my body felt young. I think it will really get the guys going. Also the longest yard is a motivaing moving so theres that
Motivational Speech from the movie Independence Day: Every day, when I need something to remind me that I’m playing not just myself or my team, I put on this monologue. It reminds me that I am fighting alongside my teammates for something bigger and more important than that. I’m playing for the fans, for the league, for a championship.
Body – Megan Thee Stalion: No explaination needed on this one. You can’t hear this song and not get hype. Try it.
It’s Coming Home – Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds: It may be the wrong sport, but if we’re the London Royals we gotta blast this one. LETS BRING IT HOME BOYS!
This was easy – I would take out 3 million in real dollars to donate to animals with less fortunate horns than my own. I’m talking about RHINOS. These beautiful bashful beasts have been hunted for far too long for their majestic ivory. Whether people hunt them for sport or to sell their horns as an aphrodisiac, the ends do not justify the means of wiping out an entire species! In only the past 10 years, we have lost over 9 thousand African rhinos to poaching. Although these numbers have been declining since 2015, we still lose more than one rhino a day. I want my money to support rhino conservationists by enabling them to train new rangers and equip them with whatever tools they need to stop poaching. I hope that, through my donation, organizations like Save the Rhino can purchase more drones to aid in monitoring crashes (groups) of rhinos and tracking of the animals. Or perhaps the funding can go toward improving IVF to accelerate repopulation of the more endangered species of rhinos. All these campaigns about saving the whales and the bees are good too, but I relate more to the rhinos. We’re both big, have sensitive feet, and our farts smell like sulfur. I just can’t help but want to protect their horns…
#26:
Moonlight – Will Pan: Most of my pump up music is rap music, but I realized most of my favorite rappers are form VA. But I gotta rep my home state, WV, so I googled “rappers from West Virginia” and the Wikipedia page is literally two entries long: DJ Cocoa Chanelle and this guy. It does kinda slap though.
Children’s Crusade – Sting: a wistful song about the horrors of WWI really gets an OL like me in the mood to go to work in the trenches
American Pie: I am 6’3 315 pounds. And like pie.
Here Comes the Boom – Nelly: Really brings me back to middle school football season, about four concussions ago and when my body felt young. I think it will really get the guys going. Also the longest yard is a motivaing moving so theres that
Motivational Speech from the movie Independence Day: Every day, when I need something to remind me that I’m playing not just myself or my team, I put on this monologue. It reminds me that I am fighting alongside my teammates for something bigger and more important than that. I’m playing for the fans, for the league, for a championship.
Body – Megan Thee Stalion: No explaination needed on this one. You can’t hear this song and not get hype. Try it.
It’s Coming Home – Baddiel, Skinner & Lightning Seeds: It may be the wrong sport, but if we’re the London Royals we gotta blast this one. LETS BRING IT HOME BOYS!
