Despite of his funny and unusual name, Clee Hardrool is just a simple football player. So is his locker. There's literally nothing to say about it, but we need to explore his locker so we will name some things he is having in it, which are too basic anyway:
*Cleats, pads, gloves, e.t.c. football attributes. How unusual.
*A bag of marmelades. Obviously. Clee just can't stop to make fun of Vikian Marmeladov and his last name, hence the Lady Marmelade nickname. Also, he likes to remind him a fact Vikian was put on an expansion draft and Clee never moved from San Jose, because the management trusts him more than Colorado was trusting in Marmeladov. He actually likes to eat marmelades, just like he eats Vikian on the field.
*A jar with saliva in it. Sometimes Clee gets too excited, especially when his team wins. So that's why he has such a basic ritual: collecting his saliva in one jar and putting it on top shelf. Well, that's also nothing special as he needs to live up to his last name so he has to remind everybody that he's Hardrool, not Softsnot.
*A hedgehog picture. He just likes them. And quite frankly, who doesn't likes them? That person who doesn't likes them should be banned from NSFL forever because he's a racist.
So like I said, he is just a simple man and his locker proves that.
*Cleats, pads, gloves, e.t.c. football attributes. How unusual.
*A bag of marmelades. Obviously. Clee just can't stop to make fun of Vikian Marmeladov and his last name, hence the Lady Marmelade nickname. Also, he likes to remind him a fact Vikian was put on an expansion draft and Clee never moved from San Jose, because the management trusts him more than Colorado was trusting in Marmeladov. He actually likes to eat marmelades, just like he eats Vikian on the field.
*A jar with saliva in it. Sometimes Clee gets too excited, especially when his team wins. So that's why he has such a basic ritual: collecting his saliva in one jar and putting it on top shelf. Well, that's also nothing special as he needs to live up to his last name so he has to remind everybody that he's Hardrool, not Softsnot.
*A hedgehog picture. He just likes them. And quite frankly, who doesn't likes them? That person who doesn't likes them should be banned from NSFL forever because he's a racist.
So like I said, he is just a simple man and his locker proves that.
